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[–] helpmyusernamewontfi@lemmy.today 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] owl@infosec.pub 3 points 6 hours ago

Pic is talking shit about people's moms in the cod lobby.

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 40 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

All dicks are good dicks, just like all boobs are good boobs. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 7 points 12 hours ago

As a pansexual man, I'd like to second this. All genitals are good genitals.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] altasshet@lemmy.ca 14 points 14 hours ago

That one's tricky

[–] TomasEkeli@programming.dev 31 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Remember having that boring conversation about size, and a girl in the group summed it up perfectly: "The most important thing is the guy it's connected to"

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 2 points 6 hours ago

Maybe when "small dick energy" stops being a common insult, I'll believe that.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 16 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Have I met girls that will outright reject anyone who doesn't have like 7 inches, or more? Yes. Have they been anywhere near a representative portion of women? No.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago

Like the women that are up front about their demands for prospective partner’s earnings.

Sure, they’re honest.

Honestly best avoided.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 50 points 23 hours ago

Fake: Anon has sex with a woman

Gay: Anon started this whole thread just to get guys to talk about dicks.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 65 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

Let's put that super clear:

There. Is. No. Good. Dick. Size.

There are ladies that prefer 8 inches, and ladies that prefer 4.

Some will not feel it deep enough, some others will say it hurts because it's too deep.

Just...make sure you and your partner find a way to make good use of whatever you've got. Select poses that will set you on the right depth, do magic with other sorts of penetrative and non-penetrative sex, and just listen to each other's bodies.

Also, to everyone who goes with "big dick = alpha" shit, you're both wrong and make it hard to unfuck some guys' minds on what makes them good for sex.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 23 points 22 hours ago (8 children)

if you have a dick at all you should consider yourself lucky. half the population are born with a condition that causes dicklessness.

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 19 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Is that not an ideal size for most? It seems so. Don't think anyone should say they are packing "only 5.5", that's at least average, maybe more. Preferences vary of course, but this seems a crowdpleaser size.

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 10 points 13 hours ago

What a coincidence! I call mine The Crowdpleaser

[–] tiddy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Average in Canada, above average in america

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tiddy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 15 hours ago

Nothing against the average American, just outliers like micro-penis Georg in parliament skews the stats a little.

[–] DrivebyHaiku@lemmy.ca 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Aight, so whomever needs to hear this. The average vaginal canal is only about 3-4 inches long and might lengthen to about 5 inches if relaxed. Despite what bad porn anatomy might tell you it can hurt to go deeper than that. All of the nerve endings are clustered at the opening.

The prostate is two inches deep. Virtually all the same mechanics apply.

Your penis is fine.

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago (13 children)

This is the correct take. As someone well endowed, I get to either be real real careful and avoid a lot of positions, or date exclusively masochistic girls who want it to hurt. As a result, I have had the thought "I'm not sadistic enough for this girl" during sex before.

[–] OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 hours ago

Hitting the cervix does NOT feel good. Its painful.

[–] DrivebyHaiku@lemmy.ca 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah as a bottom with a large partner with delayed ejaculation I can say that while people seem to value length and stamina/lasting power in porn... the reality is there's advantages to not accidentally knocking the absolute stuffing out of your partner and tiring them to the bone whenever you do the deed.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Yes please. I’m sorry guys, but it’s not a super power to “be able to keep going and going” without effort. That’s called desensitivity, and it’s troubling.

I don’t like always having to be the one to decide when sex has to stop. I don’t like when every act ends because I’m getting sore. It makes me feel like a buzzkill. If you can’t sometimes stop yourself first, sex risks becoming a chore for your partner to endure, instead of a mutually-enjoyable act of bonding.

YMMV, talking to your partner is better than assuming anything based off a Lemmy comment. This is just some food for thought.

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[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 205 points 1 day ago (11 children)

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but:

Do not take dating advice from people who never dated.

Do not take relationship advice from people who never had a relationship.

Do not take sex advice from people who never fucked.

And especially do none of these things on 4chan.

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