"Thou shalt not lay with a man as thou would a woman."
But, if you're a gay man, you wouldn't want to lay with a woman.
So, if you have sex with a man, it wouldn't be "as thou would [lay with] a woman," since thou wouldn't lay with women in the first place.
So, see? It was never a sin!
(Gets more complicated when you're bi, but I think if you only bottom for men and top for women- or vice-versa- it probably still works out)
Sheesh, should've known better than to try and make a joke around here, I guess. I appreciated it, at least. I've got a soft spot for suddenly making really dire, grim statements in otherwise totally pedestrian conversations
It genuinely boggles that so many people would take "the evil night-horrors" as an actual argument for this
Yeah, man. That oughta change their mind.
Just under 'cock-up', I guess
Wouldn't mind being able to call someone who's being a jackass a 'plonker', but I think in an American accent it would sound like some kind of obscure slur
Hm. Indeed.
I've heard it referred to as demisexual/demiromantic, and also you'd be bi/pan.
But, y'know, that's just the label that helps you quickly explain your situation without needing to overclarify. No matter what, you're just you.
..Dracula AND his son?
From what I'm told, it stares back. So, probably a good time if you're an exhibitionist, I guess.
Those 6 accursed words: "if you would only apply yourself."
I don't know what I've done to deserve this, but I seem to do it a lot
The one guy just walks around all day carrying a big-ass rock everywhere he goes? I think he could probably take the other two in a fight, then