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Wouldn't mind being able to call someone who's being a jackass a 'plonker', but I think in an American accent it would sound like some kind of obscure slur

Hm. Indeed.

I've heard it referred to as demisexual/demiromantic, and also you'd be bi/pan.

But, y'know, that's just the label that helps you quickly explain your situation without needing to overclarify. No matter what, you're just you.

..Dracula AND his son?

From what I'm told, it stares back. So, probably a good time if you're an exhibitionist, I guess.

Those 6 accursed words: "if you would only apply yourself."

I don't know what I've done to deserve this, but I seem to do it a lot

At my job, I quite often see "Monday, Wednesday, Friday" abbreviated to MWF.

I read it in the voice once. It has proven to be the gift that never stopped giving.

It's just an unending cycle of collecting rings and then losing them all when something comes out of nowhere and knocks you on your ass.

Now that I think about it, making them rings was kind of a heavy-handed choice..

God, that must be so embarrassing

But the desk blocks me from accessing my penis????

What a coincidence! I call mine The Crowdpleaser