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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon measures up (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is that not an ideal size for most? It seems so. Don't think anyone should say they are packing "only 5.5", that's at least average, maybe more. Preferences vary of course, but this seems a crowdpleaser size.

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 11 points 1 day ago

What a coincidence! I call mine The Crowdpleaser

[–] tiddy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Average in Canada, above average in america

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shots fired.

[–] tiddy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Nothing against the average American, just outliers like micro-penis Georg in parliament skews the stats a little.