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Anon measures up (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] DeusUmbra@lemmy.world 40 points 4 days ago (3 children)

To anyone feeling self-conscious about their dick: My wife's best friend was with a guy for years who had a 3 inch dick, and he was overweight. From what I was told, she enjoyed sex with him quite a bit, it was the rest of the relationship that was awful.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 42 points 4 days ago

My take from this: you can have a small dick, just don't be a big dick.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Statistically smaller equipment usually translates to developing other skills and being more giving in bed.

Sex is about more than just your dick.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I mean that doesn't really help still bigger