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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon measures up (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TomasEkeli@programming.dev 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Remember having that boring conversation about size, and a girl in the group summed it up perfectly: "The most important thing is the guy it's connected to"

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 8 points 1 day ago

Maybe when "small dick energy" stops being a common insult, I'll believe that.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Have I met girls that will outright reject anyone who doesn't have like 7 inches, or more? Yes. Have they been anywhere near a representative portion of women? No.

[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 17 hours ago

Just ask them how long 7 inches is. Prepare for an eye-opening experience.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Like the women that are up front about their demands for prospective partner’s earnings.

Sure, they’re honest.

Honestly best avoided.