this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2025
556 points (98.1% liked)

Microblog Memes

7563 readers
3633 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 40 points 6 days ago

Arch Linux. Not even once.

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago

He has the green sight.

(GoT reference)

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago
[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

https://starkcenter.org/2020/11/remembering-sean-connery-as-a-bodybuilder-and-athlete/

Holy crap, even when he was 18 and in phenomenal shape he looks like a well maintained 50 year old!

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 144 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I mean, to be fair, I'm 10 years older than Connery in that picture, and he still looks older than me. Dude was born old.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 51 points 1 week ago (10 children)

He was born in 1930. Not exactly a great time to be an Englishman.

[–] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 70 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sean Connery has never had a great time as an Englishman, given he is a Scotsman.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (9 replies)
[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

And the other dude has a baby face, but looking closely I can see that he's older.

Half the difference here is the fact that modern actors have a better skincare routine. Connery probably smoked, too.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 120 points 1 week ago (3 children)

People do seem to have aged more rapidly until a few decades ago. Perhaps all the cigarette smoke weathered them.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 88 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also probably time spent in the sun.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I really had to think about this, cause our gas never had lead in…the petrol did though.

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't forget the leaded paint and asbestos.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (3 replies)
[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Vsauce did a video on this. it's cultural context. eg wearing clothes that old people wear makes you look older. a dude in like 1920 was wearing a tshirt and aviators and ppl thought he was a time traveler

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Are the winkled forehead, crows feet around the eyes, and full-on retreating hairline part of his clothes?

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 96 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sean Connery and Patrick Stewart looked like they were 55 between the ages of 25 and 85. Conversely, Paul Rudd and Joseph Gordon-Levitt looked like they were 15 between the ages of 15 and 40.

Aging is weird.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 34 points 1 week ago (8 children)

It was interesting when I realized that Patrick Stewart was my age in the first season of Next Generation.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

47 before July 13th, 48 after.

load more comments (7 replies)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 38 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

And alcoholism.

And cocaine.

And being outside more by default.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ABC123itsEASY@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Wear. Sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proven by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I forgot the punchline but your mother's a whore Trebek

load more comments (4 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] archaicpixels@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Connery photo is natural lighting and properly exposed for his skin tone. The newer photo is artificially lit, much brighter for the skin tone and could have been retouched to blur the skin some. The photo on the right may have also had makeup on, vs on the left not likely.

[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

All true, but, that's a fucking very aged looking 34 regardless.

[–] squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

When "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" was shot, Harrison Ford was 47. Sean Connery was 59 and played the father of Ford's character.

Harrison Ford was 38 when Raiders of the Lost Ark was released. Raiders took place in 1936 so if Indiana was meant to be the same age as Ford then he was born in 1898. The Last Crusade took place in 1938 so Indiana would be 40 at the time. That would make him 19 years younger than his father, assuming that Henry Jones Sr. and Sean Connery were the same age.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Me, a classical student of principia statisticalia and an avid disciple of reasoning: 'hmm, yes the UK has at least 2 (two) actors, one could infer'

What else are we supposed to get from this? I might be little tired.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Based on the sample size and the information available, the mean age of UK actors is 34

[–] donuts@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Left could pass as 50, right could pass as 13 yet they are both 34

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 26 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Those mf start smocking at 12, by 35 they look 50 already.

load more comments (6 replies)
[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›