Greg Abbott would certainly ignore any decision he didn't agree with.

You can't imagine that half of the world's population lives on less than $360? You sweet, summer child...

Where's the love for white Gatorade? My extensive research has proven this the best color to prevent hangovers.

I'm dismissing it right now. I'm finding it quite easy to do so.

this shit is literally plastic.

It's cheese with sodium citrate added so it melts easier. It's not literally plastic; this take is false, outdated, juvenile, and completely overblown and hyperbolic.

I guess AI is next.

We can hope.

So they are introducing ads and removing the download option, both moves unfriendly to consumers. Sounds like they plan to do a "We've listened to consumers and" shelving one of those moves for later (probably the download option) when the hubbub over the worse option dies down.

I have a special hatred for school police officers.

Even worse: Imagine being the guy working on this and being proud of yourself.

I am a millennial that was very online during those years and I have no idea what the hell any of y'all are talking about.

I couldn't even fucking read it.

The article is about things that happened in Australia 🙄