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[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 139 points 2 years ago (4 children)

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHroom MUSHroom badger badger badger badger...

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

SnaaaaAAAke a scary SnAAAAke

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[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 127 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Charlie...come to candy mountain

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

Shun the nonbeliever!

Shuuuuuuunnnnn!!!!

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[–] jBlight@lemmy.world 106 points 2 years ago (5 children)

My SPOON is too big!

[–] blackbelt352@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am a banana!

[–] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 35 points 2 years ago

My anus is bleeding!

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My Anus isbleeding

My Anus. is bleeding!

For the love of God and all that is holy! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 95 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Not just Millennials. That title set me off as a Gen-X.

Before the internet the most common quote bomb was any Monty Python line...and to their credit, that is still active and effective.

[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

my boomer parents could do half the 'spam spam spam and spam' routine if anyone said spam.

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[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 93 points 2 years ago (1 children)

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 93 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Or earlier.

All your base are belong to us.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Someone set up us the bomb!

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[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 88 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits
To Isengard! To Isengard!

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[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 74 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Well, zen take a nap. THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!

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[–] FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com 72 points 2 years ago (3 children)

ima firin my lazarrrrr

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[–] Jac0b@lemmy.world 64 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

And I say HEYEYEY HEYEYEY

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[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 63 points 2 years ago (2 children)

i LiKe RuStY SpOoNs... I lIKe To ToUcH tHeM....

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[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 62 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't even know what a ytp is and I was terminally online from 2000 to 2013

[–] theonyltruemupf@feddit.de 32 points 2 years ago (11 children)

Apparently YouTube Poop. I know YouTube Poop but I never ever heard anybody call it ytp

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[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 58 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Alaska can come too

[–] Redredme@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

WTF, mate?

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fucking kangaroos...

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[–] genuineparts@feddit.de 51 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone.

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[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 50 points 2 years ago (13 children)

I have so many off these from funnyjunk, NewGrounds, eBaumsworld, and a half dozen other websites i have forgotten the name of from 20 years ago. The Llama song, Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Do you like Waffles?, Schfifty Five, Cows With Guns.

That's all stuff from before i started using YouTube so heavily. It used to be that YouTube was just where i woukd watch Halo videos like RvB, Machinima, or Matchmaking.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago (7 children)

I have so many off these from funnyjunk, NewGrounds, eBaumsworld, and a half dozen other websites i have forgotten the name of from 20 years ago.

Back when the internet felt like an endless sea of small random websites to discover. I know it was unpolished as hell, but I miss that compared to everything being on the same handful of corporate-samey sites.

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[–] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

caaaaaaarrrrrl

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[–] lordkuri@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago

Well have a nap... THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago (4 children)

YTP? I am a bad millenial.
All i got is YouTube Playlist?

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

YouTube Poop, they were video mashups that were quite often brain meltingly dumb, but funny AF.

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[–] assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago

Fine then take a nap

THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)

badger, badger, badger

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[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 43 points 2 years ago

I tried to explain "all your base" to a 20 year old coworker the other day... I felt sooo old when I realized it was older than they were.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

WTF is YTP?

[–] Lanusensei87@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago (6 children)

YouTube Poop.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I had to google that too. The date range they gave would include a lot of pre-youtube stuff, so I assume they're either misattributing early internet videos to youtube, or they're young and this is their experience with millennials (and they just assume it came from youtube because it's always been around for them).

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[–] Ilflish@lemm.ee 41 points 2 years ago (3 children)

This is the ultimate showdown

But actually for YTP quotes. "Gay Luigi?"

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[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER

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[–] crypticthree@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!

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[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (9 children)

If I may be pedantic for a second, The End of the World was originally from albinoblacksheep. YTPs came much later 🤓

Now for a tiny subset of my trigger phrases:

"Don't forget your umbrella!"

"Tomorrow I'll-”

"If that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's too bad!"

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I am feeling fat... and sassy.

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[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I said come on fhqwhgads

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[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I am a millennial that was very online during those years and I have no idea what the hell any of y'all are talking about.

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[–] nilaus@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Dance! I'm a kitty-cat.

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[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (11 children)

Do Gen Z and younger know about The Room? If it were lost to time I think that it would tear me apart, Lisa.

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[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

How is babby formed

Alternatively: My ship sails in the morning, in the morning, in the morning

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[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake..

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[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The champion stood, the rest saw their better...

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[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Caaaaaaaaaaarrrrlllll....

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