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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 60 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I forgot the punchline but your mother's a whore Trebek

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I'll take schwards for 100 Alex."

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I read "bum" as "burn", too. Even worse.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

“I’ll take ‘Le tits now’ for $800”

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

"Le Tits Now, Alex"