But if someone buys a paramedic lunch the first responder can lose thier job.

Getting downvotes for a cheese pun is the most interwebs thing a person can do!

A lot of what people call maturity is really just being too tired to try something.

Don't think about cheese names. It's nacho problem.

If they censor the news, no one will notice when Galveston floats away...

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"Greyshirt" was a short lived comic hero. Based on 'The Spirit" the hero wore mundane clothes with a face mask and fought crime with his fists and wits. Grey shirt refers to the chainmail armor he wore underneath his dapper suit.

low effort post

Exactly what effort did you put into your [I use the term loosely] joke?

I mean, if you want to talk about effort, you could take the time to repudiate all the Trump pardons and show how they benefitted the country.

I'm honestly surprised that Axel Braun hasn't done an X-rated biography of Melania.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_granted_executive_clemency_by_Donald_Trump

Colby has entered the chat

Once working colonies become a thing, any organic matter will be worth its weight in uranium.

I like to post that in 1960, we had a minimum wage of $1.00/hour and the average US home cost $11,000.00

Whenever I do, someone will point out that houses today are, on average, bigger.

They never mention tiny homes and six people sharing a two bedroom apartment...