Jokes and Humor

Turning the paper red when im done wiping is a brilliant feature

[alt text: a meme by "IRL Loading Screens", in the style of a loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion. The loading screen says, "Frost Guards are not immune to Ice Damage". Included with the text is a stylized photograph of an ICE officer slipping on a patch of ice in Minneapolis.]

(the two reminisce about The Muppet Show)

Statler: Ah, The Muppet Show. Brings back so many memories...

Waldorf: Memories? What? You serious, Statler?

Statler: Yeah. All of the bad ones!

Both: OOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO

[alt text: a text-and-image tweet by Jake Flores @feraljokes. The text says: "Republicans forcing themselves to listen to Nicki Minaj right now". Below the text, there is a frame from the animated show "King of the Hill", where Hank Hill is wearing headphones and listening to music with a shocked expression on his face.]

[alt text: a photo from a local news broadcast about a local criminal. Two news anchors are sitting in front of a graphic captioned as: "BATHROOM INTRUDER?". Below the caption is a police sketch of the alleged "bathroom intruder". One of the two anchors looks very similar to the police sketch, and the other anchor is looking over at him with concern.]

not sure if anyone else has done this or not. I am not very good with GIMP yet, but at least you can tell it wasn't AI.

[alt text: a text-and-image post. The first image is a photo of Donald Trump from his 2016 campaign, where he is saying, "I'm gonna drain The Swamp!". Below this photo is a photo of Bill Clinton, which is labeled "The Swamp".]