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Study Finds There Aren’t Enough Occasions Where You Get To Eat Rolls (theonion.com)
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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

*concerned German noises* goodness gracious, you live like this?

[–] its_me_xiphos@beehaw.org 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ja. Und kein Kaffee und Kuchen :-(

[–] Powderhorn@beehaw.org 3 points 1 month ago

UND KEINE EIER!

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

😱😱😱

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Like, we have super strict labour laws which forbid all shops, including pharmacies, from opening on Sundays.

But bakeries get an exception for Sunday mornings because we can't live without our fresh morning Brötchen.