That question works way better when talking about sexual preferences than mundane corporate bullshit.
Anything you still need a 486 for outside of hardware edge cases is handled far better and faster by a Pi Zero W, at a fraction of the power envelope. Thing is, they won't be running Linux in that case, given vendor lock-in.
You can only fight the system for so long before capitulating. You know what they don't want you to know? The meaning of the term.
'Twas the Bard that gave it away.
I mean, at least I'm talking with my ex-wife again, so that's less irritating than it had been.
(These are separate people.)
What are you running on a 486 these days that needs to be online? A pihole? Like, even if this is a CNC controller or vinyl cutter (if you need a dongle to run your output, this is a valid concern; not a lot of parallel ports hanging out on mobos these days), the internet is not required.
(You can say "fucking" here.)
I mean, I figured a long press and a context menu would solve the issue, but no. When my dad died last year, I had to completely remove him from my contacts (not wholly unreasonable, given that's a bit of a useless number). I don't want to remove this guy from my contacts because, well, life changes, we bonded over a lot of shared interests, and maybe I'll be in NYC at some point.
You want that guy in your phone. You don't want him to be Option 1.
I somehow fancied you a tea drinker.
I loved being a beta tester back in the days of Chicago. But I was also a teenager who hadn't gotten into calcified workflows at the time. I don't mind learning new things, but don't force that on me!
Even if it is connected, you can keep running an old kernel.

Oh, my!