Oh, that isn't remotely why we had the baseball bat.
OK, I was really hoping someone would make this opening.
The paper in Port Angeles, Wash., is the Peninsula Daily News. They ran a special section decades ago with some ... unfortunate folios. The whole thing ran with Penisnula Daily News.
I think "major streams" are more generally referred to as "rivers."
Ahem. ISO 8601 or GTFO.
Why can't we just make it an even 256?
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it does.
How the fuck do you cram 257 rivers into a space that size? Like, we can't even manage the Colorado (no, the other one ... how we have one flowing through Austin escapes me).
It is absolutely astounding how far executives are removed from workflows. And they only want so much automation, lest they can no longer justify being so top-heavy.
My ex kept the baseball bat, and I'm fresh out of sticks, so I guess I'll have to improvise.
Crimea is a peninsula.
That's a wildly incomplete list. I guess if you're out east, that might feel like a full list, but if you've ever lived somewhere with arroyos, you've never experienced brooks or runs. I mean, short of Mel Brooks and having diarrhea.
There's an old joke about growing up in Phoenix: That one does not associate rivers or bridges with water.