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[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 30 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

Those all suck, this is the perfect fork. Those all suck. This one is the perfect fork

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 6 points 6 days ago

This is the only correct answer

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[–] Roundeyegweilo@lemm.ee 27 points 6 days ago (7 children)

It's 2 and it ain't even close

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[–] OccamsRazer@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago

You don't have to be neurodivergent to have an opinion about fork shapes. Also 2 is the best.

[–] needthosepylons@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The present is now, old fella

[–] SarcasticCephalopod@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Where the hell did the "L" come from?????

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago
[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 days ago

2 and it's not close, 1 is the worst.

[–] MechanicalJester@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago
[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

2.The crazies here who don't think that's the best head by so much that the handle doesn't matter, they scare me. No amount of bad handle can make up for how much I hate the rest of them

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[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Number 2.

Long sensual tines, full round butt gives you something to hold on to.

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 16 points 6 days ago
[–] ab60753@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 5 days ago
[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

They all lack thickness but 2

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Worst 5 fork designs in this meme. Thanks for nothing

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

2 if I had to pick from that drawer, but the actual answer: Victorinox Swiss Classic / Swiss Modern cutlery. Absolutely love the large handles, sharp knives and large spoons. Very nice feel in hand and mouth.

https://www.victorinox.com/de-DE/Produkte/Haushalts--und-Berufsmesser/Besteck/Classic-Besteck-12-teilig/p/6.7233.12

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[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

2 for a meal, 5 for snacks and desserts

[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] ianmacd@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 6 days ago

Number 2, obviously.

[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Definitely 2.

[–] shatteredsword@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Handle of 5 with any other head 😭

[–] Amaranth@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 days ago

2 is best. 5 is tolerable.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago
[–] sandflavoured@lemm.ee 9 points 6 days ago
[–] techfox@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago

Handle of 5, prongs of 3.

[–] Vreyan31@reddthat.com 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] feddup@feddit.uk 2 points 5 days ago

Yes! 2s handle is too big, 5s is a good size

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 12 points 6 days ago
  1. No discussion.
[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

I dont like any of them :(

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago
  1. Most efficient, can hold the most food, doesn't spread the food by wide sides which would get the food stuck
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Long handle, long thin straight tines, large round pan so it fits nicely in your hand, 2 is basically the ideal fork

[–] Tja@programming.dev 6 points 6 days ago

They are all OK. But I spent 7 years eating with a trident, so what do I know.

[–] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

1 or 3. I cant stand forks with curved outer tines. 2 is good but i prefer a straight handle over a curved one. My preferance leans towards 3 though as 1 looks like it would have slightly sharp stamped edges.

[–] callyral@pawb.social 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

fork tierlist

S| 2
A| 3
B|
C| 4
D|
E| 1
F| 5

although, a non-metal handle would be better

[–] Antaeus@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago
[–] GenerationII@lemm.ee 9 points 6 days ago

I'm inclined to say 2, just for form and shape. But it looks to chunky. Like probably heavy af. So I'll choose 3.

P.s. thanks for giving me a new thing I didn't know was linked to my neurodivergence

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 8 points 6 days ago
[–] awake01@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago
[–] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

Fuck you & fuck this insulting post.

#2

[–] truite@jlai.lu 3 points 5 days ago

How can people chose without weighing them?

[–] farsinuce@feddit.dk 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Well, not #2. The curved droplet-shaped handle seems inconvenient for spinning spaghetti around

[–] GodyGade@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (4 children)
  1. It's balanced, not too sharp or long.

Nr. 2 is a no go, the thick butt is annoying af to put in a dishwasher cutlery basket. You need to think about these things.

The rest is fine and whatever.

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[–] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 6 days ago

So apparently I'm the only one that hates the long ass tines of 2 and prefers something like 1 or 4

[–] Krompus@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

This feels like a reverse Avatar test for autism

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

4 has the best handle, 2 has the best fork

[–] epique@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

1 and if we're being really picky I want the top of one and the handle from 5

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago
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