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Honestly forgot this guy existed for a while

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[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 61 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Black popes faith like this:

White popes faith like this:

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 83 points 1 day ago

"orthodox charlatan weighs in on papacy for some fucking reason"

[–] thisismyrealname@hexbear.net 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"can't trust crackers" - Alexander Dugin

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[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 71 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dugin is gonna get banned for Yakub-posting.

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 69 points 1 day ago (3 children)

An incredible bit would be reaching the level of pope in the catholic church while being an atheist.

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm imagining a guy who just really likes the cardinal outfit and through a series of mishaps becomes the pope.

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

dennis He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy!

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

Elder Scrolls faction promotion hours

[–] simontherockjohnson@lemmy.ml 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

New political compass just dropped.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 50 points 1 day ago

I will hand it to him that it is traditional to believe in God when you are being considered for the position of pope.

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

Writing down which Hexbear posters I'm not inviting to my Catholic standup set based on missed opportunities to say "Opus DEI" blackbeard-writing

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Doing a racism "but it's supposed to be a compliment" edition

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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 48 points 1 day ago

Liberal idpol meets... unhinged Russian Nazbol idpol

[–] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The replies are all white people whose feelings are hurt billionaire-tears

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Place your bets that the nazis at the Anti-Communist Party will start saying "Robert Sarah for Pope, or else you're a woke racist!"

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 41 points 1 day ago

It has been funny(?) seeing some conservative catholics swallow their racism to support this guy since he seems to hate Muslims and gay people more than the other candidates

[–] wideopenarms@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

Yakub posting? Yep, that's a ban - mods, toss Putin a perma and withhold the russiaBux for the month.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago

Advanced Yakubian theory

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago

Yakub's strongest soldier explaining tricklonogy

[–] brain_in_a_box@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

A pope not believing in God certainly would go against tradition

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Alexander Dugin? Isn’t he Orthodox, what the fuck is he opining about?

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago

This or that nazi bullshit.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That carbomb really should have got him instead of his daughter

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[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

Wish the car bomb would have killed him too explosion

[–] Tommasi@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Thought this guy got hit by a car bomb or something a few years back. Sad to see he's still around.

Edit: Nevermind, that was his daughter, I misremembered. My day is now a bit worse being reminded he is actually still alive.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If it's any consolation, she also deserved it.

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This would actually result in US Catholic s declaring him the anti-Pope and then selecting their own True Pope.

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[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hope Dugin realises that the cardinals are locked into the Sistine Chapel and can't see his posts

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's not true. The conclave starts in 2 weeks. Cardinals are very much still out in the real world, and there will be a sort of conference before the conclave starts where they'll openly discuss the state of things before voting.

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

oh i thought it started immediately my bad lol

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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