Impale it as an example to other bananas that might step out of line.
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I think we're all missing the most important question here: where do you get someone small enough to work the countertop banana stand?!?
Cut it in half and tie the two ends together
Skewer it with the hook.
Just buy more bananas. How much could a banana cost? $10?
Well, in the US they are almost there with eggs...
Sometimes a rubber band, sometimes a twist tie
I'd invest into an economy of scale
You can cut the second to last banana a little lower, and leave the top of the stim attached to keep it hanging
Until I read your answer, I was picturing a kiosk selling frozen bananas with a countertop (a diner would be a countertop restaurant, in this naming convention). My only excuse is that I just woke up
Same, same.
Ah, now I have coffee.
There's always money in the banana stand to get more bananas.
It's one banana, how much could it cost, $10?
Just use those $10 and go see a star war.
RTFM.
This is the way. Cut the second to last banana below the stem. Works perfectly.
What's this "nature's way" crap, when the bananas are hanging upside down?
Tap for bananas
As though there is anything natural about the modern banana
Are you implying they are supernatural?
Preternatural.
Where on the scale is that? Is it higher or lower than supernatural?
A banana for scale would be helpful.
It is higher than the banana, relative to the direction they're oriented. Determining which orientation is correct is left as an exercise to the reader.
Eat it.
The arm of our stand is wide so I can rest one banana on top.
Banana cradle capabilities?
A banana hammock, if you will
Mine it for potassium-40. Radioactive products sell for more than one banana, which as others have noted cost $10 but if you can purify the radioactive elements, you can probably get $11 or even $12.
Plus, the YouTube revenue. Imagine me and Nile Red turning a banana into something where we get a visit from the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory. They’d pay upwards of $14.50.
Just lay out on the counter and eat it the next day. Sorry, boring as answer
I heard countertop banana stand owners tend to also own banana hammocks.
I'm going to buy a banana stand, and knit a hammock to hang from it.