"Hey Ross, when you were yelling 'piv-AT piv-AT,' what did you mean?"
Ever heard of the cable channel TLC? You might change you assessment...
They do. They're just drones, tho.
Remember the poors killing that sweet, innocent healthcare denier? Well, DON'T!
LOOK! DRONES!
Well I'll be hornswoggled in duck sauce! Asked and delivered!
Which fictional billionaire has more money, Forest Gump, or Bruce Wayne? This is the head to head i want to see.
"Taylor Hanson is a boy?!? OH GAWD..!"
Blue Cross backpedaled real fuckin' hard on the whole "we won't pay for your surgeries anesthesia" things right after.
What? I haven't fallen into a toilet once since they created the TSA. Those seatbelts are a life saver.
I've seen it said that people create three types of characters in online character creation: first is just themselves. We've all done it. Second is a celebrity or character from an IP. Think of all the Shreks, Peter Griffins and Samuel Jackson's that were being shared when baldurs gate 3 came out. Third is an unholy monstrosity that's just every slider at the extremes.
I think it was Jack on Roster Teeth that said it best...
Everyone made their online character for GTAOnline as basically themselves, except Jack, he made a female character. They all start ripping on him and he hits them with "if I'm gonna be staring at an ass for the next 500 hours, i want it to be a girl's ass." I think Gavin even asked if it was too late to switch.
ETA: girls run faster in GTA, so it's the better choice by any metric.
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GeeDubHayduke
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FUCKING EMBARRASSING!