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[–] Ghosthacked@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

You fuckers thought capitalism was innovation. Enjoy your capitalism while you eat 30 dollar burgers on your 2000 dollar phones made in china that you watch shit tier cult programming on social media with.

Gotta toss your Galaxy Brain T89 next year for the Ultra version with 2000mp selfie cam

[–] somoant@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Because they are all businessmen. We have made a system where there are no more craftsmen. The car companies are more financial institutions that want their monthly fee, just like your doctor wants it, your washing machine manufacturer wants it.

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Enshittification is the end result of putting profits above everything. There's a reason why XJ Cherokees are still running today despite being over 40 years old. Their internals were so simple that even the most mechanically illiterate could work on it with basic tools from the hardware store. Something like that wouldn't be make it past the pitch meeting today.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 8 points 23 hours ago

Simplicity is certainly a thing, but you shouldn't forget that there's quite a bit of survivor's bias in that statement

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

"But have you considered our ever-rising quarterly profits?!"

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 day ago (3 children)

have you guys seen this crazy movie called idiocracy

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That’s not true at all. 

In Idiocracy, the president and his cabinet put their smartest people (well, person) in charge with zero pushback and listened to and trusted expert opinion. When a policy failed (Brawndo went out of business and took the economy with it), there was swift punishment for those directly responsible, and when policy succeeded (crops were growing), they quickly pivoted and elevated those responsible. In Idiocracy, the most competent people were put in charge.

What we have is MUCH worse; people stupid and short-sighted enough to destroy everything in the name of ego and greed, and just smart enough to be successful in their destruction of our societies, governments and planet.

I would much rather be in Idiocracy if I’m being honest. At least those people were trying their best; can’t fault them for that.

[–] lightsblinken@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

they were trying to get out of the Find Out part of the timeline, i think the suggestion is that we're in the prequel movie where we are Fucking Around.

[–] torrentialgrain@lemm.ee 1 points 21 hours ago

Lol but dude, the people in our world are trying their best. The problem is that their best is done at the expense of the general population.

[–] CapriciousDay@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

The main thing about the prevailing circumstances is that it showed idiocracy was way too optimistic. Their eugenics-ish narrative happened over way too long a period of time. We just needed a bunch of billionaires to poison the information supply.

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Thats a documentary. Not a movie.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

At this point it's more of an overly optimistic look to our future.

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

That’s not true at all. 

In Idiocracy, the president and his cabinet put their smartest people (well, person) in charge with zero pushback and listened to and trusted expert opinion. When a policy failed (Brawndo went out of business and took the economy with it), there was swift punishment for those directly responsible, and when policy succeeded (crops were growing), they quickly pivoted and elevated those responsible. In Idiocracy, the most competent people were put in charge.

What we have is MUCH worse; people stupid and short-sighted enough to destroy everything in the name of ego and greed, and just smart enough to be successful in their destruction of our societies, governments and planet.

I would much rather be in Idiocracy if I’m being honest. At least those people were trying their best; can’t fault them for that.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 58 points 2 days ago (7 children)

It's because the hot idea in business right now is rental models for everything.

If your business plan doesn't have a way to lock customers in and force them to keep paying forever, then no investor is going to look at it.

Software is subscription, infrastructure is subscription. Hell, your own data is probably subscription based these days. Buy a car? Bet your ass it has at least 1 subscription service in it.

[–] ultranaut@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One of the driving forces behind this phenomena is that business types value having that reoccurring revenue on the books more than "normal" revenue. If you have two companies with identical revenue but one of them gets it from customers locked in on a subscription, that company will be valued significantly higher. If you're an exec or a big investor who owns a lot of stock in a company then you're effectively incentivized to push the company towards that subscription based reoccurring revenue model because it will boost the stock price and make you richer.

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was talking about this with my friend the other day. I was looking for car insurance right. I went to Geico and I was just about ready to lock in to a plan for 1000$. I had a question I needed answered so I went to support. What I got was a worthless chatbot that ended up costing Geico my business. I was so displeased I ended up going to progressive.

But that begs the question: do Geico executives make more money off the increased stock valuation that comes from implementing a chatbot despite losing my real, cash business?

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Easy to measure (support manpower costs) vs hard to measure (business lost due to bad support).

Good engineering (and old fashioned business practices) would try to better measure the hard to measure stuff (for example using surveys).

Modern MBA business practices just uses the easy to measure stuff as guidelines and doesn't even try to measure the rest, possibly because "if we don't officially know it then I can't be blamed for it".

Mind you, maybe they're right since most consumers get shafted and still keep on coming back for more.

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