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[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And if you ask a cosmologist what the universe is made of, they go "Well, there's a lot of dark matter, and even more dark energy. And then there's a tiny bit of some matter or something idk lol."

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Read that as cosmetologist and was thoroughly confused.

[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Do you know what happens to hydrogen when the temp drops below 14K?

Yeah. Metal.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Doesn't it also need to be under immense pressure? I don't think low temperature alone is enough.

[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I think that may be the case.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Metallic hydrogen may also make up parts of Jupiter's core.

[–] SasquatchBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Metallic or solid? Those are two different things, and depending on the answer, i will be going down a knowledge rabbit hole

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

Metals are crystal lattices with delocalized electrons.

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

That's fucking badass

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

That's hard af

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago
[–] Bonus@lemm.ee 91 points 2 days ago (1 children)

*The Periodic Table according to Michael Jackson

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 55 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Does that decay into SHeMoNa?

Edit. Corrected my bad mixed up spelling

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I believe you're thinking of SHeMoNa

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Lol that's perfect. Yeah i mixed it up, dammit.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Yup. Faster with a catalyst. Ma2Se, Ma2Sa are good examples.

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 63 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Ah yes, oxygen, my favourite metal

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 65 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Can't make fire without oxygen. That's pretty metal 🤟

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Can’t make fire without oxygen

Fluorine fires have entered the chat.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fluorine fires have entered the chat.

Oh shit, someone call the fluorine fire department to save the chat!

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

call the fluorine fire department

Sometimes there is no such department, especially for the most vigorous fluorinating reagents like chlorine trifluoride: Sand Won't Save You This Time (Derek Lowe)

it can potentially go on to “burn” things that you would normally consider already burnt to hell and gone, and a practical consequence of that is that it’ll start roaring reactions with things like bricks and asbestos tile.

Yeah, that's a big fat nope from me 😬

[–] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lmao I think that particular emoji is sign language for love, not that that isn't appropriate here

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Even apart from sign language, it's the hand sign for "hang loose" and not "throwing horns." But was as close as I could get.

[–] bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] moakley@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Pretty sure that's the emoji for "thwip".

[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago

It sticks to a magnet, that means metal right?

[–] Morphit@feddit.uk 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

You think that's air you're breathing now?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

Matrix missed a great chance at an awesome unrealistic underwater flight scene.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I'm confused, that's just a normal periodic table.

Found the astronomer.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

what? no, a normal periodic table has oxygen and carbon too!

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 2 days ago

i mean, i think most chemists are organic

few are free range though

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Plutonium is not a real element.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Plutonium can be on the periodic table but we do not grant it the rank of element.

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

It's a dwarf element.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Should also have iron on there too

[–] Balthazar@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Physicists are notorious for approximating, and astronomers are even worse. But there are some subfields where they care about being more precise, and you maybe break the periodic table into a handful of elements plus alphas. And there's that one or two people getting exquisite spectral resolution and signal-to-noise on a few stars and measuring the abundance of Technetium or whatever.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 20 points 2 days ago

It's why I fucking love astrophysics. There's so much handwaving because so much information is observed.

But without the handwaving you can't find crazy ass things like nuclear fusion being behind the power of stars. You find these really big numbers everywhere that make the "normal stuff" negligible.

It not that the precision isn't important, it's just not always relevant at particular scales, like the scale of space.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What about metallic hydrogen in the core of planets?

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Wait, they're ALL metals?"
"Always have been."

Funnily enough, probably not a metal according to astronomers.

[–] ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Iodine is a transition metal I will die on this hill.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Care to defend your position? Iodine is certainly not in the d-block...

[–] ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The intended joke is that hypervalent iodine compounds like Dess-Martin periodinane flip between different oxidation states like you often see for transition metals. As an example, the mechanism usually drawn for oxidations by DMP is similar to those drawn for PCC/Jones reagent, where the electrons removed from the substrate are "banked" at the metal center. Obviously, redox chemistry is not at all limited to transition metals, but I am often surprised at iodine's propensity to engage in it. A lot of research over the past decade or two has also developed redox catalysis with these reagents, reactivity which is commonly (though again not always) the purview of transition metals.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

yOu aRe MadE oF sTardUst

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago
[–] propter_hog@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 days ago

That's because these two account for something like 99% of all normal matter in the universe