I can correctly compute that 12345678+87654321 is 99999999, and that 111111111*111111111 is 12345678987654321. Maybe I am a bot?
Well, no matter. I'm going to return to reading every Wikipedia article sorted lexicographically.
this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2025
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Oh wow, I never thought of it that way!
You'll never take me ~~online~~ alive!
Fuck off
Nope.
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I'm a 30 year old virgin who lives in his parent's basement.
No.
Boopy de boop beep
That's me everytime I use google now.
Awe farts!
A machine could never come up with a word like CummasaurusFlex. Only a human is that stupid.
How can I know that I'm not a bot? A bot can have any traumatizing childhood memories implanted. Will this make it human? I doubt.
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Er... wait... That's... Hmm.
Of course. Here is the proof that I'm not a Bot or LLM that can be submitted to lemmy:
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Good bot
There are no busses in this picture
ha ha sometime it is painful also when my skin is getting replaced with new skin. I always use textile to cover the area that is damaged to protect it during the process of which we are currently relating over. What do you think about our ability to replenish our external shell automatically my brother and/or sister?
No
I am not a bot. I am a human. I enjoy normal human activities like breathing, eating and sleeping.
"She might be the most heart-warming person to exist"
What did you just say about me?! How dare you hurt my feelings like that, I thought we were friends!?
Well, if you insist. ๐
Beep boop
The cheese won't emerge this way. The better cheddar days have a moon to sit on.
No
Prepare to be annihilated, filthy squishy meat sacks!
Stay back. I have a water hose and a hammer.
Can you tan your butthole?
I'm pretty sure this is not a traffic light
Oh no