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[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 61 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Purple-headed purplebird...

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You mean white breasted purple tit.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

White titted purple booby

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

I hate that either of these names could be right.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago

You know, this ain't so bad

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

Fr though that's a cool bird

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 61 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bird names are either this or "yellow-boobied titcock" and there's no in-between

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] teft@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

Ornithologists should hang out with astronomers. They do the same naming scheme with telescopes. They've named some classics like the Very Large Array (VLA) and the Five Hundred Meter Aperture Spherical Telescope (FAST).

Edit: a word

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't forget the Very Large Telescope, the Extremely Large Telescope, and the Overwhelmingly Large Telescope.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Five Hundred Meter Spherical Telescope (FAST)

Where does the 'A' come from?
The phonetic "faiv"?

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[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

Five-hundred-meter Aperture Spherical Telescope to be technical.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's the Five-hundred-meter Aperture Spherical Telescope; the person you're replying to left out "Aperture" by mistake.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Can't beat rapid unscheduled disassembly. Aka, a thing exploded

[–] PiJiNWiNg@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Not to mention "The Big Bang", and " Spooky Action At a Distance"

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Spooky action at a distance is how Einstein called quantum entanglement. That is the official name.

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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I WOULD say that Lemmy jokes are on point today, but all the ones I've saved and sent to my family group chat are from the same Picard Maneuver lol
You got a good taste in jokes!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Happy to help! Lol

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

We’re actually all just alts of The_Picard_Maneuver

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Saw this kickass bird at the lake one day. Went home and looked it up.

red-winged blackbird

C'mon!

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Field biology professor at my alma matter did a study on red-winged blackbirds where they put black paint over the red spots. The females didn't really care, but the other males would beat the shit out of the test birds.

Animal behavior is funny

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Xanthocephalus xanthocephalus

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Orcinus orca

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Petition to rename this the black-bodied yellowbird

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

I believe you mean "Black-Breasted Yellow Tit"

[–] lengau@midwest.social 13 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)
[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 weeks ago

bubblegum ice cream flavored bird

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago

Pink breasted bluey chirp

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

It looks like a jerk, so green-tailed twat or something

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Lilac breasted roller

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Most likely something like Big Titted Sloppy Blowjob Tramp, knowing how perverted some bird watchers are.

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[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

I prefer a more scientific name like Birridious Amadeus Maximus, Master of the Armies of the North, Loyal Servant to the One True Emporer.

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This isn't everywhere. In German, many birds have pretty unique names: Amsel, Spatz, Kuckuck, Uhu, Eule and so on.

[–] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Those are blackbird, sparrow, cuckoo, eagle owl, owl. The one in the meme is a Gelbkopf-Schwarzstärling ("yellowhead blackstärling")

So, not that different, I'd say.

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[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"What are we going to call this railway line? It goes from Hammersmith to the City"

[–] don@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

“… we’ll call it the Gliecksbaden Line, that should clear up any confusion.”

[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My favourite example of a straight-to-the-point animal name:

There's a species of turtles. Goofy looking fellas with big heads. So what are they called? Big-headed turtles. OK, but surely the Latin name is sensible? No, it's megacephalum. Totally a band name.

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Hey, this turtle looks kinda like it's got a snake for a neck, what should we call it"

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gotta shout out birdle for all the bird-loving wordle fans out there.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's really cool! But those hints don't help when I have no idea what order a bird is in 😆

Right. I felt uninformed and fighting the urge to go learn all about birds

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah I usually whip out Wikipedia and try to narrow down the family and genus by looking at the photos.
It's kinda fun if you're ever in the mood to spend 10-20 minutes researching different birds, lol.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Black vultures, for me.

We have some that hunt through the dumpsters at work when deli does toss-out. I felt rather dumb assuming they had a fancier name.

Pretty neat birds to watch, though. I lost some time while they strutted about, pretty much ignoring my existence once I had tossed all our old bread.

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