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Hell, your comment should be a TIL all by itself. Maybe people will stop bitching about their posts getting a single downvote when they can see it's just a few trolls.

Neil Armstrong was a consummate badass but he looked like a dorky accountant.

I've met a bunch of Special Forces guys. Half of them looked like dorky wiry accountants.

Chicken and waffles is a thing. Maybe he didn’t want to smell like syrup for a week so he skipped the waffles.

Tier 10.

Who’s coming with me?

Also Pug: Felix dies tortae!

Strong lady who can pick me up with one hand and doesn’t need me to emotionally support her all the time? What’s not to love?

Now that you’ve got the head, does the rest arrive later in the mail?

You can replace it with other cultures. Anything that can convert a sugar into lactic acid and you could use a milk that lacked lactose to make normal cheese. Or you can make a cheese with out the lactic acid. It will just taste a bit different.

kph? Did you mean km/h?

A tree farm, recreation areas for your wildlife, water, and wood? That's a druid and/or ranger sanctuary.

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Obligatory #fuckmoash