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[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago
[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 15 points 7 hours ago

Many Americans think this is the height of masculinity. This is why nobody respects them.

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 8 points 7 hours ago

Geezer Chic

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 36 points 9 hours ago

Uncanny:

For those fortunate enough not to know, this is Bowser from the 90's Mario brothers movie

[-] Cammy@hexbear.net 18 points 9 hours ago

De-Evolve

Cretaceous!

[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 7 points 6 hours ago

the New Coke of presidents

[-] ultraviolet@hexbear.net 53 points 10 hours ago

very dry, you hate to see it folks

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago

You're back! Welcome back!

[-] miz@hexbear.net 32 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

he'll be ritually dunked in a mixture of hand lotion and grease at the inauguration

[-] Sleve_McDichael@hexbear.net 10 points 7 hours ago

Baron Harkkonen in the black goo pool but it’s lotion and grease

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 17 points 9 hours ago

Damn, I should have read the other comments before I posted. Same joke, but perfect for this context:

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 19 points 10 hours ago

crowd goes apeshit

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 15 points 8 hours ago

hair situation kinda looks like either a mullet or how a 7th grade haircut went for me the day before picture day, much to my mother's unqualified chagrin.

not for nothing, but if I were his stylist, I would advocate for a shaved bald look in Day 0 and sort of a generalissimo kind of vibe moving forward. just lean all the way in to an Il Duce thing. his hogging piss fans are gonna adore him no matter what, but the libs would be beside themselves in fear, loathing and arousal.

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 7 hours ago

Can we get much higher?

So high...

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 22 points 9 hours ago

Lol dude looks like a Kelly cartoon

Also tangentially related but if they jail Liz Cheney it would be so fucking funny

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 10 hours ago
[-] axont@hexbear.net 10 points 8 hours ago

He almost has the ability to look plausibly normal but decided not to

There is nothing I can say that won't get removed

[-] miz@hexbear.net 17 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

mods, it would be a really funny bit to remove this comment

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 8 points 8 hours ago

Critical support to mod despotism.

[-] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 30 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Ben garrison is very charitable to that man

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 28 points 10 hours ago

why does he keep his pants so high up?

[-] miz@hexbear.net 34 points 10 hours ago

hides the gut to split it with the belt

[-] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 24 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Classic old guy fit tbh. This is why they always wear suspenders.

[-] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 9 points 9 hours ago
[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 30 points 11 hours ago

He looks even more like Biff Tannen from Back to the Future.

[-] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 9 points 9 hours ago

Old diaper man look

[-] miz@hexbear.net 24 points 11 hours ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 10 hours ago

You post this banger and you forget the :kelly: ? Shame.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 17 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

sometimes I reserve it for puns that feel more like his boomer-like style, and sometimes I get frustrated with the emoji picker's failure to preference emoji names as keywords

[-] Huldra@hexbear.net 26 points 11 hours ago

Within the context of himself, not the worst look he's ever had.

But it definitely helps that he's taken off that dumbass ugly cap.

[-] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 12 points 10 hours ago

talk shit post fit

[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 17 points 11 hours ago
[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 9 hours ago

STRONG AND POWERFUL

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