"The man said Williams assaulted him by attempting to take the signs [that he'd illegally stolen] away from him, knocking his keys to the ground. He said it broke his key chain."

The man who stole the signs actually sent me the rest of his statement that the WOKE news wouldn't print, "I knew it could happen... I just didn't think it could happen to me... I'm so sorry keychain of snoopy with a big exposed dick that I got in Mexico while trying to find underage prostitutes! This should not have come down on you, and for that I am eternally sorry"

The man was last seen at a local Michaels craft warehouse, screaming across the aisles in anguish, tears streaming down his face, "Which one of these is snoopy dick glue? For fucks sake sometime help me!!!"

That ought turn the tide in his favor. Some people might be forgetting who they were going to vote for while going to the polling places and the signs won't be there to remind them.

What is the exclusion zone for campaign signs around a voting place in the US? The article makes it sound like they are right at the site? Or he carried the sign from somewhere else to destroy it on site?

"When I shot him to defend the signs, I was expressing my political beliefs."

First amendment is cool, we can excuse anything with it.

These signs were too close to balloting area right?

Right guys?

Straight to jail. Oh what am I saying, this is Raleigh, they're going to give him an award.

Damn it, if only he had gotten away with it, no one would have known she was running for president!

I thought Trump was a shoo-in? Christ knows that's the message these people are getting over and over again, drummed into their heads so they can get good and pissed off when they're told the truth.

In my country we have designated billboards where candidates get to put up their posters ahead of elections. Usually along roads, by malls, promenades, etc.

Messing with those is election interference. Believe it or not, straight to jail!

Tuesday is going to be fucking ugly. Wednesday is going to be worse.

The man claimed he was expressing his political beliefs

You do that by voting. Dumbass. At least he didn't attack volunteers inside like what's happened in other places. I can't understand people sometimes.

"I didn't mean to cause such a stink, but my understanding is that when signs are placed in public places, like on the road or on government land, it's essentially litter and you're allowed to pick them up if you want to," the man said.

Ignorance isn't an excuse, and that excuse might be more believable if it was off on a road corner at a light or something. A sign in the ground at a voting area...could be litter? Really? Definitely a dumbass.

It's interesting because the guy looks like a genius but he's doing something really dumb.

Bad faith arguments? Feigning benign ignorance? Lip service to accountability until he has to pay? He must be a trumpy voter

I wonder how he'd feel about me expressing my political beliefs. 🏏

Fuck they're so desperate. It'd be funny if it wasn't so pathetic

Snowflake

Bet he can't even vote.