
JimVanDeventer
I have no idea how I became the person this meme is about. I am also dying to hear about how Christmas lights are all slightly the wrong colour.
“Trump signs executive order that Cuomo actually won and that Dick Cheney is still alive.”
Anecdotally, it seems kids favour neighbourhoods with smaller (or at least narrower) lots and flat ground for candymaxxing.
You
Me
As if she went into this blind. Conservatives know what kind of people conservatives are; they just try to tell us it is something else that is not deranged.
“One hotdog, please!”
“Fill out these forms where I put the fun stickers and get a witness to sign.”
“What if I don’t want this much commitment for a hotdog?”
“Jail >:-(“

Me
I like em dashes. The robots can pry them from my cold, dead hands.
Can’t help but notice you used exclamation marks instead of periods. Sincerely, the pedantic community.
My eyes are bleeding
Morrissey: “please, please tell me why, a vampire bit me in the eye”.