as recent as a while ago

This one is my fav

As a person who occasionally makes confessional asides "to the camera" I find it amusing to rhetorically ask "Chat" about things. "Ugh, I don't wanna cook tonight. How about it Chat, we ordering pizza?"

I like the term “cooked” when you screw up

bork rings a bell for me. from the sweedish chef. my headcanon is when you try to work but totally borked it. the original intention may be different.

sus. suspicious. easier to say and since everybody almost knows it, they can easily catch on. totally not "jesus".

gg/rip. good game. i find very flexible to use and feels like it's acceptable in most circumstances to mean "it's over".

I like "fr"

I'm always in favour of green text "be me" instead of I.

i like to use "skill issue" from time to time

"Consoomer" would just sound like someone who read the word "consumer" and never heard it, especially someone who doesn't speak English as a first language. I would never guess it's an internet word! Haha

I like af when added after an adjective to increase the magnitude. Something could be sus, which means something is suspicious. Or, it could be sus af, which means that thing is super suspicious and almost certainly has something going on. Why yes, I have been playing Among Us. Red sus af.

I've come to love anything related to music.

This song is a total bop

This shit slaps!

And so on...

I love it to annoy people that think new slang is stupid, but it's also nice to have new words to describe music, I think.

Imma have to go with "IRL" because it's the only one I use IRL.

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I like hearing Australians say "munted"

Skibidi rizz

Just kidding, I have no idea what that means

"When the oil hits the anus" is an oldie that I like to pull out from time to time.

I have a pet tanuki, which are also known as raccoon dogs, and I like to combine the slang term for raccoon which is "trash panda" and the slang term for dog which is "doggo".

“The sub ConsumeProduct is a front for anti-Semites under the guise of genuine anti-consumerism. Looking through their comments makes that abundantly clear”

Also

“A coomer is a stereotypical degenerate porn addict. The template is used to critique not only pornography but also "woke" sexual politics in general (such as to mock the idea that sex work is a legitimate profession).

4chan being 4chan, the sub's full of shit about how porn is a Jewish plot to destroy the white race or whatever.”

So, OP is an anti-semitic.

Goon and gooner are pretty great