Real sex has never been tried
this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2024
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where do people work that this needs to be labeled nsfw
Technically the whole bear site NSFW because I can't have my boss knowing that I'm a communist
where do you work that you get paid for looking at sex memes
edit: hexbear not beating the labor aristocracy allegations
i work at the sex meme store
I used to have to mop up jizz in the bathrooms of a grocery store, so
Is that the factory outlet for the dick sucking factory?
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Braver than the troops
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It all depends who you do it with. Sex is dialectical.
Best take tbh
If it's done right somewhere between the bottom two corners of course
Tee-hee you said bottom
I think the top is actually the synthesis of the left and right, and the left and right are in a dialectical relationship. 🤔
Ooooh tell me more about dialectical relationships
On the one hand we have sex as a loving, romantic, close relationship. This is in direct contradiction with sex as being violent, animalistic, and egotistical. Yet they are both equally true opposites, the dialect between them is sex. Hence, sex is sex.
Definitely more towards the bottom left corner than anything else. Honestly, sex is what you make of it.
Nobody better be MAKING any sex here!
Sex is fun but have you ever played video games with a person of your preferred sort and had both a little romantic tension and good teamwork? 10/10
this is the most perverse thing i've ever read on this site
ANTI-GAMING POLICE!!!
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I'm going to got with "no investigation/experience, no right to talk"
Idk about all that, but my partner and I just did it minutes ago and came at the same time. Not here to contribute, just wanted to brag. 
The sex-havers are in there!
Set blasters to full, men!
You're gonna blast me? Kinky
We all deserve this tbh
bottom left with maybe a little bottom right as a treat
Fourth corner, sex is illegal 
Volcel Police!!
The people's VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!
hits blunt It's about categories man, it's ontological bro
Are two people who are comfortable with touch but who don't fuck never going to have full 100 percent closeness with each other? Is sex actually sex without an orgasm? At what amount of friction does it become sex?
Seems like sex isn't just sex, sex is instead what I'm not having
Basically this, but for fucking
In conclusion, the father is in the son and the son is in the father. Know your roots
Son ... is in ... Father
Is this a USA porn thumbnail title generator?
i have trauma around all of it so i oscillate to every corner and then some secret unnamed fourth thing (sex is disgusting)
i have the most fun when the dial is down between the bottom corners but that's rare.
The sex party line
Ace/aro, and bottom left is me when it happens. 
I wish this thread had more /j and /srs
sex is uncomfortable and a turn-off
sex is the joke that never gets old, and birth is the punchline
I will just randomly say "69" to my teen coworker and he'll start giggling like a... younger teenager.
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