What. Charcoal grills are just metal boxes you put burning stuff in, it's not like there's a flow of gas from a tank to be regulated or any sort of control to it, it's just lumps of carbon that are on fire.

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Yoo what if they meant the charcoal had WiFi in it?

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago (4 children)

the wifi is critical for connecting your burgers' datamodeling to azure services and getting multivariate analytics on global burger output, regional cheese differentials, and go-to-market scenarios that will tee up deliverables ahead of the curve.

getting realtime feedback on all your key burger characteristics for a user demand driven production experience will enhance your operational efficiency through a strategic optimization of production framework. Nothing satisfies hunger like benchmarking cloud-ready synergies.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In this house we follow a strict data-driven burger paradigm

[–] blame@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

i need to see the p90 of burg temperature

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

BaaS

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

You speak their language well. Were you forced to work amongst them?

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is how many burgers it can cook on average before bricking.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We just hit 51 burgers!

She's losing wifi SHE'S GONNA BRICK!!

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

we lost her. we LOSTT HEEERRRRR. agony-shivering

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Burger Count looking for his Hot Dog Countess

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

love a fucking wifi enabled grill lmao. love to be terminally-online while grillman

Death to America

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

It's got charcoal support? Damn

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

My potato count is higher than my burger count

kitty-cri-potato

[–] goose@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How many burgers can you grill in your mind at once? That’s your burgerscore

[–] grendahlgrendahlgen@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Rotating a beef patty in my mind rn

centrist

[–] courier8377@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

Do I count the pre-existing burger tulpa I keep for when I'm hungry

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Wifi aside, does that mean it can fit 51 burger patties? Who's actually smoked burgers before? Does it taste good?

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 10 months ago

I fucking hate how every appliance has to connect to the wifi now. It's a fucking grill! It grills burgers! I don't want to try to grill a burger only for the bloody thing to brick itself because of a bad firmware update!