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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago (4 children)

the wifi is critical for connecting your burgers' datamodeling to azure services and getting multivariate analytics on global burger output, regional cheese differentials, and go-to-market scenarios that will tee up deliverables ahead of the curve.

getting realtime feedback on all your key burger characteristics for a user demand driven production experience will enhance your operational efficiency through a strategic optimization of production framework. Nothing satisfies hunger like benchmarking cloud-ready synergies.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In this house we follow a strict data-driven burger paradigm

[–] blame@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

i need to see the p90 of burg temperature

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago
[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

You speak their language well. Were you forced to work amongst them?