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Oh my fucking GOD.

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[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

"I'm Out Here in These Streets" - Person who pops up every 6 months and is definitively not in any street.

[-] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

I forget she exists for months at a stretch.

[-] GenXen@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

I'd say that this could be Kamala's "they should Pokemon Go!..... to the polls" moment, but for her it's just another Tuesday.

[-] GlueBear@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

I fucking thought this was the fake news comm.

How do you not cringe? How do you actually say all of that and not cringe?

[-] regul@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

This would have seemed more authentic coming from only-good-gamer

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago

He's much more believable and I'm still not certain he isn't an industry plant

[-] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

"The streets will heavily fuck with this"- kamala

Is Nick Mullen her PR manager?

[-] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

I'm gonna Pokemon GO to New Ho King and order fried rice with a dip sauce and some democracy, crodie!

[-] Procapra@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This needs to be one of the quotes that appears at the top of the site. This is too fucking funny.

[-] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 0 points 2 days ago

Dipping sauce for rice is certainly an image. trump-feed

lmayo

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

It's a thing in Vietnam for sure. Purple sticky rice is so tasty. I'm guessing they do things different in Canada, though.

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

It's a very tedious and lengthy process

[-] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

you're gonna have to talk to kendrick lamar about that one, friend

[-] Barx@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Ahahahahahaha

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Literally thought this was the fakenews comm

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

So you're going to use the SCOTUS ruling in your favor and stop republicans at all costs, right? anakin-padme-2

anakin-padme-4

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Under the SCOTUS ruling, could the VP minecraft the president to become the new president?

[-] chauncey@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

They wouldn't have immunity for that crime (since it was performed while VP). However once they become president they could just pardon themselves.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

We need a gonzo slasher flick where the POTUS is a serial killer but no one can do anythinga bout it due to respect for America's institution. The final girl is treated like the actual movie villain for trying to stop the President.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Riddick rules. You keep what you adventure-time

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago
[-] Frank@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

I stg I thought the Dem plan was to have her push him down the stairs a month after the inauguration, and I'm flabberghasted that no one palace coup'd him in all this time.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

Maybe they were banking on him winning the second term before offing him and subbing in Kamala. That plan clearly has fallen apart.

[-] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

How is the Supreme Court on the line? I don't think anyone's dying in the next 4 years (unless by an "official act").

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Lol they just legislated The Purge.

[-] regul@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

there are some concerns about Sotamayor's health

so it might be 7-2 instead of 6-3, can you even imagine how awful that would be?

[-] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Exactly the same, but locked in for longer

[-] regul@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

It's only locked in as long as cowardly deference to "institutions" continues.

[-] porcupine@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 days ago
[-] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

it's her turn, please, it would be so funny

inshallah

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

They should let her be the nominee only on the condition that she has to use AAVE

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

death to america

[-] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

She was taught about "play cousins" for the first ever time by the BET intern who mic'd her for this

[-] FungiDebord@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Again, less cringe than when Kendrick says it

[-] pyx@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago
[-] thisismyrealname@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

-- certified Drake lover

[-] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Either a Drake stan or contrarian-maxxing

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Not Like This

[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

aave from a man who grew up in compton is cringe to you?

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