TheVelvetGentleman

I feel like I don't have enough money to look at this.

I would do this, but unfortunately I'm very similar to Kirk. Only in that I have a giant melon head and would make an excellent target.

Pretty sure I saw this guy at a rage against the machine concert at Foxboro stadium in 2000, when they played with the beastie boys. I hope that helps.

Coffee brewed right is treats.

You did the thing where you assumed he didn't know that he was lying.

Sex should be illegal fullstop. Doing crimes is cool as hell. This will finally spice things up at home, I'm hoping.

Is it really a crossover when they're all owned by the same megacorp?

I am still hoping that more politicians go orange. And then more and more orange. I want the politicians of the future to look like kabuki demons, and for nobody to question it because it's traditional for politicians to look like that.

Wow, today I learned that some people still consider Glen Beck relevant, and he's a Mormon. That's all the thinking about him I want to do for another decade though.

Very cool. Keep me updated, dogs.

Wait, these are both Ethan, right?