Brother is hurtling towards 90. I wouldn't trust him to lead a drum circle.

Don't you get it? They're serious this time! They're really gonna do it this time!

My standards are high and I would still like to be pandered to, thanks sweaty.

If you start seeing naked people in every blur of pixels, it's time to monk yourself. Get thee to a monastery.

You thought my beautiful gamer Jesus who runs a structureless game development commune would have right wing leanings? Yeah, you're probably right. There's no good millionaire. Fuck that guy.

I too wish the free market was actually free sometimes. I want a small, cheap, efficient car like literally every other country in the world produces.

I tried to make a realistic budget once but knowing that I only have $100/month for food made it worse than not knowing.

True Lynchheads don't pretend.

This is not a joke: I had a coworker say almost this exact thing to me a month ago, and just last week he discovered that he has gout because he eats steak every day.

Why is this quote so cogent?

Is this the bargaining phase?

Now there are two existential threats? My existence can't handle all these threats.