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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (14 children)
[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 90 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The bf & gf are 1.222x10^35 and 9.842×10^34 planck lengths, respectively.

[–] probablymissing@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

god i hate the metric system. how much is that in hours?

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Depends how big the circle is, one hour is 15 degrees, but we can't convert degrees to length without the radius.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Or in better American heavy hours.

[–] Chrobin@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

I can give it to you in c*h if you want...

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 1 day ago
[–] geissi@feddit.org 58 points 1 day ago

They're both about 0 AU, so I don't really see the problem.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's very tall and she's pretty short, both with regards to average for their gender.

Tap for spoiler6'5" is about 1.95m 5'2" is about 1.52m

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You know, I have always used feet to measure height, but somehow seeing the difference in meters is significantly more eye opening as to just how insanely different those heights are.

Edit: Although I think you might have meant 1.57 for 5'2" 😅

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Metres

A meter measures something, a metre is a unit of measurement.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

If you're gonna be a pedant, at least be right about it 😝

While true in some cases, that's entirely region dependent.

[–] CtrlAltDelight@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Actually they represent the same distance, the different spellings are just regional. See center vs centre.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Americans use meter but they don't use the unit so we can say it's wrong.

[–] CtrlAltDelight@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago

Mmm I like this actually, yes I'm on board

[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Isn't the metremeter the thing that measures stuff?

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

These are real units.
One is 6 minutes, 5 seconds and the other is 5 minutes, 2 seconds.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago

She was as tall as a 7 year old Norwegian pine sapling exposed to ideal soil and water conditions and he was as tall as a female giraffe's asshole.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 28 points 1 day ago

About 192cm vs 155cm

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

1/46 and 1/58 of an american football field?

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He is 19.5 hands tall. She is 15.5 hands tall.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I'd say he's about 0.0864 of a brontosaurus.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

She was 8 bananas, he was 10.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

he was 1/5th taller

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay, he was 6'5" and she was 5'2".

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world -3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Use your superior education that you got in your non-US country and do the math. Yeah the units are stupid and Americans are uneducated. But we can at least do the conversions.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've gone on this tirade plenty of times, but inches aren't stupid. 12 inches to a foot makes a lot of sense for problems we've had to solve for millennia, because it's 3 times a power of two. For things like woodoworking it actually makes more sense than the metric system.

"But 10 deciliters in a liter" Using a tape measure, mark out 1/3rd of the thickness of a standard 19mm sheet of plywood. I'll be over here doing the same with 3/4" plywood by marking at 1/4".

Maybe we shouldn't be selling Europe any weapons that work.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I honestly wish we used metric in the US.

What always cracks me up, are people not from the US who whine about our units, and demand that they be translated into their comfort units, which doesn't make them look smart, it makes them look like they can't do math as well as a teenager in the US.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I use metric all the time in the US. My 3D printer runs in millimeters and Celsius, I buy Pepsi by the liter, I dose every medicine by the gram, I meter electricity by the kilowatt and my lights are rated in lumens.

What I don't do is this weird sense of superiority found in cultivated ignorance the Europeans seem so fond of on the subject.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Yup that's my issue. We used metric all the time in the US. But you don't ever see us bitching about units in an internet comment.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

But we can at least do the conversions.

And he usually doesn't need to, since the civilised word is using metric system.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 1 points 1 day ago

I can't count past ten either. Little help!