The not-compressed-to-death version of the pic was ever funnier, because you could see the emotional nuances on her face.
EDIT: you're welcome (PS the image context is fake)
this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2026
678 points (96.1% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
39294 readers
4630 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Maybe if you used the metric system you wouldn't be in an argument in the first place, avoiding this whole situation.
Their argument was about the optimal date format to use.
What's there to discuss about ISO 8601?
WHOOO!!! ISO-8601 FAN CLUB!!! [runs around the room cheering like a lunatic]
Easy. YYYY-MM-DD Z-HH:MM(:SS)
Anything else in inferior.
Everything that doesn't start with the month is fine for me. This shit is vile!
So YDYMDYMY it shall be!
load more comments
(12 replies)
load more comments
(5 replies)
Real units please.
The bf & gf are 1.222x10^35 and 9.842×10^34 planck lengths, respectively.
god i hate the metric system. how much is that in hours?
Depends how big the circle is, one hour is 15 degrees, but we can't convert degrees to length without the radius.
load more comments
(2 replies)
load more comments
(1 replies)
Too real.
They're both about 0 AU, so I don't really see the problem.
She was as tall as a 7 year old Norwegian pine sapling exposed to ideal soil and water conditions and he was as tall as a female giraffe's asshole.
About 192cm vs 155cm
1/46 and 1/58 of an american football field?
These are real units.
One is 6 minutes, 5 seconds and the other is 5 minutes, 2 seconds.
He's very tall and she's pretty short, both with regards to average for their gender.
Tap for spoiler
6'5" is about 1.95m
5'2" is about 1.52m
load more comments
(7 replies)
load more comments
(15 replies)
I once caught a goblin on camera stealing my socks and yelled at it and this was the exact face and pose it gave me
load more comments
(3 replies)
You look like you are in top 3 creatures in the Universe most deserving a hug
load more comments
(1 replies)
That's brutal lol.
I'm 6'3"...I've seen a lot of dandruff.
I'm very short. You smell so many unwashed asses and pits going up stairs or standing in crowded trains.
Looks like gag-reflex girl. Hang on, let me look for something with her in it…
load more comments
(4 replies)
My wife's 4'9" and I'm 6 ft and this is never the view I see. That Delta height is exactly the same as what the op height differences is. If I'm looking down and she's looking up our faces are only about a foot apart. Op's picture makes it look like it's 2 ft or more.
load more comments
(1 replies)
view more: next ›