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[–] booty@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

morshupls You see I am a half-human half-elf with demon blood who lives in the outskirts of the elfwood, i studied ancient magic from the lost city of erm and recently returned from retro tokyo where i was trained in the sacred art of kendo and...

if i show up to your D&D session, please run away

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

out here living in the Relatively Unpleasant Forest, which actually isn't as bad as it sounds. Quiet place, rent's cheap

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm at Unlantis. Stop dumping shit into the ocean.

[–] Moonworm@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

wild to me that we don't have a car battery emote.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

The Crap Lands

This speaks to me

[–] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

If you look closely, it's just a slightly malformed Eurasia.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

I'm ashamed to admit that my conworld looks way too close to this for my own comfort, albeit with fewer stereotypes and fantasy tropes. Which is to say that all the actually interesting worldbuilding is in the eastern two-thirds of the world, whereas I just sort of phoned in the countries of the western third to consist of not-Intermarium, not-Britain, not-Ireland, and not-America.

[–] dudes_eating_beans@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

find me at the mountains of muscles doing muscle shit alex-supplements

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Hey I've seen this bit before! (source on this version)

Compare and contrast.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Even then, this is just a copy of The Auld World from Warhammer

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

spaghett Me in the Robbin' Woods

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey, it's a map of Azeroth from World of Warcraft!

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Specifically, Kalimdor

[–] SummerIsTooWarm@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

I'll take the Icecastle of the Necrolord. Everyone is welcome here as long as they pass (well, fail) the lib test meow-hug

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Oh hey it's Midland (Europe) from Berserk

[–] TechnoUnionTypeBeat@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Kik-Shin Monastery

data-laughing

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Looking nervously at the map of Unicorn Overlord side-eye-1

Dear God, the resolution! Took me almost a full minute to load! It's glorious!

[–] MusicOwl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

“The rude stone” sicko-fem

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

man i wish more fantasy had & dealt with steppe folks. the game of thrones version sucked, Elder Scrolls has none, Lord of the Rings only has them obliquely mentioned kitty-birthday-sad

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Ashlanders in Morrowind are closest you can get in games, having similar aesthetics, though with differences because Vvardenfell. In lore, Bjoulsae Breton tribes are horse nomads. And of course Alik'r though those are Bedouins rather than Mongols. Also there are some on Yokuda i think.
All playable in Elder Kings and EK2 mods for Crusader Kings 2 and 3, though idk how many custom mechanics they have, probably way more in CK2 version since that one had nomad DLC while in CK3 nomads are barebons tribals while the game currently is due for huge DLC byzaboos appeasment.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

i think the Ashlanders are nearer Bedouin too, desert nomadism is similar economically but don't scratch the same itch for big horse-archer society

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

And when they do, it would be nice if they had more going on than being the "Nongols" and actually showcased the depth and breadth of steppe cultures instead of treating them all like Ghengis Khan.

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I'm in Druiddos trading booty for violence (it's consensual)(I'm a masochist)

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I'm the Necrolord, because I've been trying to change my name and official gender to Necrolady, but the fucking wizards of the bureu of gender affairs are fucking me over because I'm "Evil". Fucking unbelievable, I'll invade and freeze the whole country over for this!

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I'm in the Bloody Great Big Swamp.

My job is to figure out if it's a Bloody Great Big Swamp or a Bloody Great Big Swamp.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm in the sub-sub-sub-sub-urbs* of ZhZhZh**, trying to perfect my pronounciation and never hear about the rest of Generica. I'm also a dwarf and i'm digging a hole. Diggy diggy hole***.

*It's pretty much deeper than the main urbs, and no, it don't include lawns, unless we count mushrooms
**It's actually pronounced zH!zH!zH!, sorta between loud snoring and sounds of exertion during digging one hole too many
***This is as far as i am willing to go, if i hear one more hey ho hey ho, it's axe time.

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is this just the Lord of the eings map or did someone put actual effort into this something thats ment to be generic?

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I'm in the Cave of the Sandy Bandits filling my pockets with sand for sneak attacks

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Look,ladz, dey's got a playse fu' us orc-y types! I's gonna stay der til da time when we's gotz to slog it out wiv da hoomies and shorties and whatzits

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Giant Swamp 100%.