Physical keys, physical buttons, physical currency

I will never budge on any of this

I don't like butter, meat, bread, or wine so that doesn't leave me with much options in fr*nch "cuisine"

don't understand why libs call Russians "orcs". Like, I know it's supposed to be racist and dehumanizing, but like, aren't most Russian people white? Is it cause they aren't western European white? But then like, how come Ukrainians are considered white and not called orcs even though there is no physical differences between the two countries other than an arbitrary geopolitical border?

Am I thinking too much about this

hey kids, do ya want to patch rent irl

When I worked at whole foods they told us to be "aggressively nice" to anybody we suspected of stealing. Like follow them around and ask if they need assistance and shit.

I never understood the co-workers that made it their top priority to stop folks from stealing. I'd notice folks steal all the time and didn't give a shit. Hell, I used to steal all the time too.

Who up needing they clippussy ate

“we support October 7” and “we stand with Hamas”

This but unironically.

But do you condemn the car?

dawg I'm fucking dying this shit is great please tell me it's real

In a just world, anybody that penned anything like this and tried passing it as journalism would be publically executed, and the publication would be dissolved after having its assets sold and distributed among the general populace.