Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I am going to do something so authoritarian (enforce uniform food safety and standards laws and ruthlessly hunt down and prosecute people who sell tainted food)
this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2024
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Naw, they're upcharging because raw milk drinkers are intentionally trying to give themselves bird flu immunity.
You: dying from stomach worms from your $50 milk
Me: drinking a glass of normal milk for $2 like a human and enjoying not dying
me: drinking piss for free and enjoying it
nuh-uh I'm going to charge you for that.
I'll give you a piscount 
I want you to know that I didn't like this. I upvoted it, but because I hated it.
If you ain’t lookin for piss then get out of the way
if i see piss coming i move
if i see piss coming
this is all piss
pee is stored in the balls
Piss and cow's milk are equally meant for human consumption and you don't have to abuse an animal 
i want to live in a world where people aren't allowed to be deceived into contrary ideas about the basic ways the world works
throw everyone in marketing into a pit
Pretty sure it's illegal to sell unpasteurized milk at all
Depends on the state unfortunately. Here in Florida they’re allowed to sell it it just has to be labeled “not for human consumption”
love seeing milk treated the same way as research chemicals i use for my ADHD
aphp?
nah that whole class is not bio-compatible with me.
depending on what i can get these have worked best; PPAP, methyl-analogs (yucky tho), phenylpiracetam, and cyclazadone (im aware of the liver issues with children in this drug class, has no impact on my function)
Fun fact cathinones are derived from the khat plant. Not really relevant but just thought I'd throw that in there.
oddly the brand in this image is from california, and doesn't explicitly say anywhere that it isn't pasteurized, though I think it's not.
this is the requirements for CA: https://www.cdfa.ca.gov/ahfss/milk_and_dairy_food_safety/pdfs/RawMilkRequirementsSummary.pdf
It should just be illegal ngl
Oh and they also sell it frozen, for supplementing your pet's food, supposedly, which may be for shipping to states with laws like you mention
Would be very funny if they were also just lying about actually being "raw milk".
I was just about to comment about the "past" on the sticker
Honestly I prefer fudging the truth a bit for marketing if it prevents the next ebola outbreak
The yellowy look gives it extra exclusiveness
for everyone who promotes these health fads and anyone that spreads disease for "iMmuNiTy"
(cw: milk)
Brb, gonna go get a cow and charge $50/minute to suckle the milk directly from the udder.
It's cheaper to produce raw milk, people want more."calculating....." LINE GO UP MORE!