that money would absolutely NOT be going to raises

Correct me if I’m wrong, but a camera is like $200. It sounds like the raises would’ve been shit anyway. Everyone should quit.

There were never any raises. This is just guilt-tripping bullshit.

TIL Miranda is doing whip-its in the walk-in and trying to blame her staff.

What's a "walk in"? What's a "whip it"?

uh oh a dollar is missing from the register there goes your raises for the next 20 years

A high end camera and install might cost $1,000. Not exactly enough to cover “raises.” More than likely it will be a $100 shitty wi-fi camera. This is such bull shit.

A security camera: $100

$1/hr for 15 people: $31k A YEAR. Those two things are not even in the same realm.

Those raises were never happening.

Any time someone goes, "I would have done X, if only..."

No they fucking wouldn't. Because they're a shitty manipulative human.

Yeah that security camera is an excuse. They only cost a few hundred bucks.

Miranda, you work in a kitchen if your staff isn't high (with Kevlar gloves) you're probably mismanaging that kitchen.

A) There is no fucking way that camera costs so much that no one can get raises. B) It you're doing whip-its at work, you should probably be fired. C) If you can't figure out which one of your employees is high on whip-its, you probably shouldn't be running a business.

"You were each TOTALLY going to get an extra $.67 a month, if not for fucking Darren over here who forgot to thank me for his employment this morning in the daily thank you ceremony. You guys don't get it... you think this is easy? Anyways I'm also doubling all your rents."

"Disregard that last part, forgot you weren't my ungrateful tenants, because of course I'm also a landlord."

that $0.01 pay rise could've kept someone off the streets!

no one was ever going to get a raise in that workplace. That's just something they hold over your head.

No way is any job with a walk-in even getting raises in the first place haha

Miranda was never going to give them raises

It's not as though those raises would have happened if no one was getting high. This is just a convenient excuse for what wasn't going to happen anyway.

What makes me believe this is real is because the sign is using a fucken name tag magnet

Last time I worked fast food, my manager was a cokehead and didn't care if anyone took extra free food for their lunch break. She also let people place orders near end of shift as "oops" meals and take home whatever food they wanted so long as it wasn't insane (anything up to like $15-$20 was fine, mind you this was like 2001 so that was a decent amount at McD's).

Times have changed.

Miranda needs to learn what a fucking comma is. She's so close to having a well written, angry note.

If you can't tell who is doing them in the walk in, is it really a problem?

Yeah that $15 split into everyones pay packet is sure gonna be missed

They already have a camera system and it shouldn't cost them more than 500 bucks to have even the scamiest security contractor add a camera to a existing system. There go all those raises boys

Miranda seems like a proper Berkeley Hunt.

Miranda.. sweetie.. this is a restaurant..if whip its are the worst thing going on, count your blessings. CHERISH IT MIRANDA, YOU HAVE TO CHERISH IT