I'm the worm in the apple car.
That worm has a name: Lowly
I think in the German translation his name is Egon
Lowly's Applecar fucking flies dude. It's not even a contest.
You gotta make a decision
Leave tonight or live and die this way
(Love those lyrics)
Is that sculptor hauling Baphomet? That's probably me.
Baphomet flipping you the bird, even.
Pretty sure that's the two finger salute, "As above, so below." Which is kind of what makes it Baphomet, not just a goat man.
Well i was gonna answer 'cheese car', but you make a persuasive case.
Can i have the cheese car with Baphomet strapped to the roof?
This was the one I was drawn to as well... The irreverent goat hauling an idol of Baphomet stuck dead center in the middle of all these other crazy motherfuckers, feeling like he's the most normal one of the bunch.
"But, if I'm the most normal... I'm scared to death of society."
I was always banana car as a kid reading these books. Decades later and now that I’m older and wiser and have kids of my own I’ll have the hotdog car please
Pickle car any day.
It's between that and the hot dog for me. But I'm leaning pickle.
I'd like to say I'm the pig in the pickle car, but I'm actually the owl (which is already capable of flight) on the flying broom who for some reason is also riding a kick scooter.
dibs on owl on a broomstick bike
Why isn't this stuff a multi-billion theme park and series of movies and video games already?
Fantastic idea.
I member this book!
If you can't handle me at my apple car with worms in my brain, you don't deserve me at my owl witch riding a broom scooter.
I'm leaning towards witchy scooter, to be honest.
I fucking love this though
Toothpaste tube car for me, thanks.
Toothbrush for me
I'm going with the cat in the doughnut.
I invite any armchair psychologists to post their analysis below!
I'm a cheese car man for sure, but imagine the smell on a hot, sweaty day!
Bunny carrot-mobile. Dynamic and kawaii AF
Maybe not as fancy as the others, but I really like the little pink jeep. It’s boxy and cute.
This could be a really good personality quiz.
Idk why that worm was so cute and cool as a kid, but he was.
Donut cat
Either the melted cat in the donut car, or the puddle of sloths in the red one.
Dog in a Hotdog car, all the way.
Owls and witches are both individually capable of flight what are you doing
Fox on the purple tractor speaks to me. But the dog in the hot dog car is intriguing
What could be better than scooter with flying broom?
Edit: Ok, I see the apple could possibly also fly with the rotating leaf and is covered in case of rain. So team apple.
rhino circus car everyday
I’m more of a dingo dog
I like foxes they are cute, and this one is gonna make wine I guess, so it's my pick!
Didn't even know Lowly Worm. Psh.
/s
Probably Lowly Worm as well.
Surprised there's no Mr. Fixit
Mustard only?! I am definitely the dog in the hot dog car.
