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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 101 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Lol tipping your landlord? What fresh hell is this.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a cute little lemmy meme. No one does this. No one talks about this. No one expects this. It's fake outrage.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

No outrage, it's just a joke making fun of entitled landlords

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'd rather find the nearest drain, and drop my money down there

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Always tip your local sewer monster

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago

y̶͖̩̍͘̚o̷̠̹̔ủ̸̪̐ͅr̴̙̈́̑̊ ̶͜͝ẁ̷̹o̸̮̙̔͝r̴̫̙̀k̷̳͊ ̶̬͒̂ȉ̸̤s̷̗̀ ̸̰̀̓i̵̹̝̒̂n̴̠͎̲̔v̷͔̅͑a̵̝͐̈́̎l̵͎̈́̕ǘ̶̦͜á̷͉̣͔b̷̧̏͝ḽ̸̎̀e̵͜͠ ̶͉̇t̴̪̟̟̆̋o̷̼͐͋ ̶̲͔̣̀̌̎t̷̰̃̀h̶̛͐͜ẻ̷͕̥ ̸̗͉̇̚c̸̖͎̒̍ȍ̸̡̥̝̂m̷̠̏͂̚p̷̙̀͂͝ã̷͔́n̴͇̥̼͐͗̐y̴̻̭̾

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Finds the nearest drain
“Hello, Georgie! Do you want your boat back?”

[–] InputZero@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Tipping my landlord, hell no! I did tip a live in superintendent at one building I lived in every Christmas. Dude lived a rough life but somehow found his way to maintaining an old building, and he was great at it. If you saw him on the street you'd assume he was homeless, but infact he kept a building housing many people running. He was very friendly, kind, and respectful. He was an exception, I'd give him a small gift, usually chocolate and a small gift card. He was a very good dude and that deserved to be acknowledged.

[–] nick@midwest.social 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Here’s a tip for landlords: try to keep your heads attached when the revolution finally comes.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 10 points 2 years ago

Shhhhhhh don't let them know, jeez

[–] flashgnash@lemm.ee 41 points 2 years ago

Who tf tips a landlord? That's what the rent is for

[–] drwstr@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

All of those are way better things to spend money on instead of tipping a landlord

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 29 points 2 years ago

How about “i refuse to tip landlords” ?

[–] Juice88@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

People are tipping their landlords???

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[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Wait... you guys tip landlords??? I won't even offer them coffee whenever i meet them!

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

No. IDK what the hell they are talking about.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

No, it's not really a thing. There are some extremely entitled landlords that believe they do deserve a tip though. They can get the tip of my shoe up their ass if they really want one

[–] Moonrise2473@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

There was a meme about a landlord complaining on Facebook that nobody tipped them

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 14 points 2 years ago

the only tips your landlord needs are the ones that show on Skyrim's loading screens as rendered by your sick gaming pc

[–] doomkernel@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 years ago

What do you mean by "tip"? You don't tip landlords

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person. Cuck chairs are often found in hotel rooms, inspiring the viral meme catchphrase, "Every Hotel Got the Cuck Chair."

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thank you for explaining that. I've got a lot to think about now.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The whole “cuck” thing kinda only floats in certain crowds, you’re not really out of any important loop.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah. I've avoided that shit since it leaked out. And here I am behind the curve.

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[–] Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

How do so few people in this comments section see the obvious satire?? It's clearly making fun of both landlords and absurd tipping culture.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago

Here's my tip

[–] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I'm confused is this pro or anti landlord

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Idk what you mean that rentpig needs to manage his finances better

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[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

My optometrist has a cuck chair in the bathroom. Nice guy, though.

https://ibb.co/3mB4d4P

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Don’t forget to gui your “housing provider.”

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What the fuck is a cuck chair?

[–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person. Cuck chairs are often found in hotel rooms, inspiring the viral meme catchphrase, "Every Hotel Got the Cuck Chair."

[–] moody@lemmings.world 6 points 2 years ago

I got a tip for the landlord: don't bet on a three-legged horse.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Did a landlord try to make a meme

[–] tombruzzo@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

You need the cuck chair so you have somewhere to sit when your landlord comes over

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I'd rather burn my money than tip my landlord

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I like my landlord but the only tip I'd give him is to maybe drink a bit less and quit smoking.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

dont forget '''groceries'''

[–] capital@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Yikes all the rentoids getting mad at landchads for providing a vital service.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rentoid

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