A known side effect of Ibuprofen (and most NSAIDs) is sweating, so the faster release tabs that aren't in your system as long and thus clear out faster, dont have that aide effect... maybe

But also onions release oils when the cell walls are cut so the more cut ones have a stronger flavor

...? Context?

Yeah you 100% need to take off those rings. That golden one looks like it will need to be cut off...

Seriously though, how is the average person supposed to understand this post? Things involving recent events need context

Not old. Not japanese. Not an engaging.

https://twitter.com/ZiziFothSi/status/1127296194324176896

Well, yes, but they serve drastically different markets, and the ownership structure is different. Ryobi is for the home owner that occasionally uses tools, and is licensed by a Japanese company to allow TTI to produce the brand. Milwaukee is for heavy daily use, and is wholly owned by TTI.

I must be dumb because I look at every single one of these and I haven't seen one that is even slightly funny

The green check mark implies your system is secure and stable with its current updates, even when it indicates you're not up to date, usually means that your system is secure and functioning properly with the updates it currently has.

The yellow text indicates there are important updates available, but they might not be critical for immediate system security and stability.

No gore. Working as intended.

Sounds like you don't know how to properly use TypeScript...