Almost? This is legitimately clever and funny.

Don't talk to laywers without a lawyer.

What is a public park?

What an absolute bastard.

Holy shit, serving capital didn't liberate women? Who could have told us this over 50 years ago in countless academic works by feminists movement leaders?

Welp, I'm convinced. I certainly won't be settling for only the FATHER of a felon. I'm going to get the REAL THING.

Private servers. This game was born without match-making, and it can live without it. Tf2 has, maybe, one person working on it. With their non-traditional structure, if staff at Valve wanted to work on it, they would.

I was aware of the movie but didn't see it because I'm sick of sequels and remakes and prequels and reboots fucking over and over again.

Who actually makes a decent phone anymore?

Now this looks like a nice piece of shit.

Because they are fucking awesome, I bet.

If you live in the United States, don't talk to cops. You don't know this person. You don't know that the cop isn't a criminal and is now looking for a patsy. Don't discuss your day, don't discuss your travel plans, don't say where you've been. If a cop asks to search anything, don't say yes, don't say no, don't say sure, no thanks. The only thing you say is 'I do not consent to a search', regardless of how it is asked. If a cop asks you anything, say 'I invoke the fifth and I want to speak to a lawyer'. Burghuis v thompkins effect hobbled you miranda rights. And you must verbalize your right to remain silent. You must also verbally request a lawyer in basically eight grade english. No slang. If you say 'I want a lawyer, dawg' state v demesme makes it reasonable for cops to believe you would like a lawyer who is a dog.