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[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 78 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Looking at her own books, I think she actually believes adoptive mothers just... aren't real. Not just trans mothers, which she is obviously dancing around, but as far as JK is concerned literally any child that is ever adopted is never really part of the family. Every time a child is adopted they're just put under the stairs.

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 43 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

At least she's consistent I guess. Her books kinda make sense (this half wizard is technically not my full genetic chromosomal kin, so I shall keep his nasty moppy head under the stairs, go for a bacon eh doodley?)

Also aren't many adoptive mothers technically trans-mothers too? They were unable to be mothers but they transitioned into motherhood (by adopting) Actually all mothers are trans-mothers if you want to use that for some shenanigans

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 30 points 6 months ago

the three genders:

male

female

mother

[-] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago
[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

And/or :glenn-danzig:

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[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago

Potter world is very eugenicsy, while simultaneously believing it is anti-racist

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[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 66 points 6 months ago
[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 62 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Anyone who says "large gamete" outside of a classroom should go in a pit.

Also I find it a little amusing that transphobes have literally no idea what actually upsets trans people. Like, your shtick would work better if a single trans person had ever complained about mother's day. Just a big ol circle jerk of transphobia.

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago

gamete

Japanese lookin ass word

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

jon-yell G-GAMETE!!!

[-] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

Didn't Godzilla fight him?

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

hmm do we shrink godzilla or enlarge the gametes for that?

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[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 44 points 6 months ago

I simply do not view JKR tweets. Feels so good.

[-] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 42 points 6 months ago

I just don't get why she's so willing to die on this hill. She could have gone away as one of the most beloved authors of modern history, but she's determined to run it all into the ground.

[-] axont@hexbear.net 43 points 6 months ago

She developed the rich person thing of being completely detached from humanity while also tweeting 400 times a day. She hasn't lived in normal person reality for decades.

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago

Says a lot about her immediate social life if she's tweeting a lot

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[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 42 points 6 months ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 40 points 6 months ago

Oh haha go fuck yourself J.K.

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 30 points 6 months ago

I wanna kill you JK

You know it's not serious bc I said JK

[-] echognomics@hexbear.net 39 points 6 months ago

That Pratchett's gone and she's still alive and a successful writer is definitve proof that god hates fantasy literature.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 36 points 6 months ago

Huh, I grew out of being a shitty 12 year old without even billions of dollars and a castle, guess I'm just built different

[-] pooh@hexbear.net 36 points 6 months ago

She is in dire need of a cinderblock to the face

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago

Only a cinder block? How merciful

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 35 points 6 months ago

Somehow, even though she's clearly gone mask off, there are still people who are trying to argue that she's not transphobic whatsoever.

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago

Joanne please just go away.

[-] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

So that's what the J stands for

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago

Tbh I read Harry Potter as a kid quiet voraciously and I didnt know this until /r/gendercynical and other trans subreddits started calling her that lol.

[-] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 33 points 6 months ago

That's because she was pretending to be a man! She pretended to be a man because she was after personal gain, and now she thinks trans people are trying to do what she did. It's genuinely just a mix of willful ignorance and projection.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Lies, her full name is Jowling Kowling Rowling

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[-] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 6 months ago

If you told me in 2014 that in the 20s instead of flying cars we'll have JK Rowling talk like an incel because she's upset by transsexuals on twitter all day with that "females" shit I'd think you were from like one of those bad timeline things in Sci-Fi where things are just comically depressing as a contrast to the main timeline

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[-] Azarova@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago

ITS BEEN FUCKING YEARS NOW, GET A NEW JOKE

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[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago

To think there are those for whom this constitutes bravery

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago

Robert Galbraith is my least favorite author.

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Still in awe that she used a doctor who argued for using electroshock to "cure" homosexuality as a nom de plume, yet people still deny that J.K. Rowling is a bigot.

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

How wild that she randomly picked that name no doubt

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

well you see it was his middle name clown-to-clown-conversation

[-] D61@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago
[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

Crazy. How could Joanne do this?

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[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago

She literally made the same joke as Ben Shapiro.

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[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

Happy Chopper's Day to all attack helicopters.

Now please strafe this specific castle.

[-] DanComrd@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

One of the most insufferable scumbags on earth posted another crime against the internet, shocker.

Can someone do something funny to her or her house? milkshake

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

She lives in a castle.

Gonna need, like, a trebuchet to [REDACTED] her.

[-] DanComrd@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago

If she is so "middle"-aged then we got the perfect tool for her gui-trans

[-] dkr567@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I guess the terf's mediocre books post-HP(which those are also trash) arent getting attention so she's pandering to the chuds? Otherwise i have no idea why she's willing to die on the terf hill.

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[-] Aria@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 6 months ago

If she was Chinese she would've been social media gagged by now.

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[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Oh, aren't I so clever, look at me! What a jackass.

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

ONE

FUCKING

JOKE

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