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[–] cannibalkitteh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 136 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I will always game with the grungler.

[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 2 years ago

Why stop there? Name the whole group,[GRUNGLE CLAN]. Dibs on "Grungle Daddy"

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago

*grungle grungle*

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Much preferable to going on a date with a judgemental asshole.

The thing about these complaints is I just shrug because the trash took itself out.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 126 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bro just @ me next time wtf

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm sorry to tell you, but I don't think he's a shark.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (4 children)

But like... Who would fuck a shark? Surely only another shark. Surely...

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'm sure some dolphins have

Edit: for anyone confused by why I said that, I implore you not to look it up. Continue to enjoy the beautiful majestic dolphin in innocence.

!No, seriously. Don't look it up. I'm not telling. Keep your innocent bliss!!<

You're not a pansexual unless you've given a sexy shark a Harkness Test.

[–] Shark@iusearchlinux.fyi 3 points 2 years ago

I know a few people.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's not a sexual thing, it's pure dominance over nature! Show the world who the true apex predator is

(source https://youtu.be/-zILOpnLW48)

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[–] sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 91 points 2 years ago (1 children)

grunglerphobia is concerningly on an increasing trend

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 years ago

I blame corporate america and the far right

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 72 points 2 years ago

She doesn't deserve him.

[–] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 64 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am Spartacus! I mean, the Grungler!

Maybe there's a little bit of grungler in all of us

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

it’s grunglin’ time

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

OTOH, bi women don’t face the same kind of discrimination. I blame society.

Seriously tho, I think it’s likely because men aren’t allowed to be emotionally vulnerable.

[–] clark@midwest.social 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That’s true, but bi women mainly face fetishisation.

[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't forget the erasure "all lesbians are bi but haven't found the right man, and all bi women are straight"🤮

[–] nomous@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

And all bi men are gay but won't admit it. Bi-erasure is a thing and the alphabet mafia is hardly innocent of it.

It'd be really cool if people could mind their own fucking business if it doesn't involve them.

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 years ago

Speaking as a bi man... I really couldn't care less if bi women have it better or worse than us, because discrimination fucking sucks for everyone and we're all in this together.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago

Check it out guys, I'm the Grungler.

[–] wagesj45@kbin.run 30 points 2 years ago

Could happen to anyone.

[–] Finalsolo963@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 years ago

The grungler to weird discord transsexual pipeline

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Hbomberguy
Vaush
Noah samsen
Jerma

[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Incorrect.

Vaush 🍆💦🐴

[–] ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No no, he wants to be the horse

Transhumanism is valid

[–] HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

This is the way.

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Slightly NSFW explanation

Vaush has a preference for horse dicks, more specifically he want to be the horse. More specifically because he would love to have a giant dick to fuck people with.

It's an odd kink, but in general it's not remotely close to the weirdest stuff that people I've known have been into.

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's tame as hell compared to some of the stuff I've seen

[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 13 points 2 years ago

This was my reaction too. Well, more like tame as hell compared to what I'M into, but you know, same difference.

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thanks. You're right, that's not wild at all. One Bad Dragon strap-on away from fulfillment.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

actually owns a flared Chance

ermmmm

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Wishing to have a big ol weiner" has to be the most common sex thing for dudes behind "liking boobies". It's even in the bible.

Not to shit on anyone's thing, though, I gotta say, as someone who spent time caring for horseys and other farm animals, they got some icky gross private bits don't wish for that lol

[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 11 points 2 years ago

It's not that big a deal. You might be sheltered if you think that it's that bad.

[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cursed but also based mentioning Vaush and Noah Samsen next to each other without saying anything else

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