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submitted 8 months ago by Persona3Reload@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 8 months ago

I'm sorry to tell you, but I don't think he's a shark.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Neither is @sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works, @sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works just fucks them. Right, @sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works?

[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

But like... Who would fuck a shark? Surely only another shark. Surely...

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm sure some dolphins have

Edit: for anyone confused by why I said that, I implore you not to look it up. Continue to enjoy the beautiful majestic dolphin in innocence.

!No, seriously. Don't look it up. I'm not telling. Keep your innocent bliss!!<

[-] YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I know :(

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 6 points 8 months ago

You're not a pansexual unless you've given a sexy shark a Harkness Test.

[-] Shark@iusearchlinux.fyi 3 points 8 months ago

I know a few people.

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 8 months ago

It's not a sexual thing, it's pure dominance over nature! Show the world who the true apex predator is

(source https://youtu.be/-zILOpnLW48)

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[-] sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Im more into dolphins now

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I admire the commitment

[-] sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

Btw I was wondering how tf you knew to @ that account considering it wasn't in this comment section I don't think. did you see it in another comment section and come back here, did it make such an impression on you that you remembered it from a previous interaction, did you search for shark-adjacent accounts, or did you notice the account name of ComradeSharkfucker and search for my other accounts????? I have to know bc I'm very inactive on this account.