~~Meat~~ Hamberders hanging over an obvious net trap.

We should cut the shit then...

Obviously, she wouldn't cause trouble if her needs were met.

Edit words are hard! Added needs*

I would rather spend that money on a local burger joint. Give me a single named joint with a generic paper bag with grease stains on the outside.

The only time I was in Boston, my girlfriend and I ran for the subway before the door closed. A guy held the door, I thanked him, and he turned to his friend and said "See, not everyone is a dick, asshole." Or was it "not everyone is an asshole, dick." But it was pretty on brand.

Say what you will about the giant bugs and socialist toasters, but they never sold out their own for a percentage.

Sal - MO-Nella!

It's all fun and games, until you have to explain to a person you are playing chess with, that you just orgasmed because of the vibrating butt plug, you are using to cheat at said chess match.

Personally, as an ex employee of la Quinta, all this tracks.