this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2024
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Would probably choose this option, if possible.

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[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"you're immortal now, so why are you trying to wipe out all of humanity?!"
"You guys keep writing books, even though i'm reading 24/7, my backlog keeps growing!"

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Immortality might not be enough time to play my current Steam/GOG/Epic/Sony/XBox/Nintendo/ROMs library...and the new sales just started!

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Hell, just the one free game a week on Epic is more than I can play...

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago
[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The twist is that vampires, being creatures of the night, have no eyesight. Cut to Rod Serling narration.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago

But creatures of the night often have superior vision..? Bats even have normal day vision.

Ruining jokes since 1984.

[–] hmonkey@lemy.lol 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago

It's not fair!

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Kids these days still know how to read, right? I'm sure you could convinced them to read for you instead of being a bloody meal.

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

The trick is, find a masochistic submissive. Tell them to read to you, but not to let their voice reflect the pain they feel as you indolently nibble on them.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Isn't that pretty much the reason any of us would want to become immortal? We want more time to experience the things life has to offer

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Make it an anime. The woman just keeps harassing groups of goths and punks until she randomly finds a real vampire who plot twist is just a crazy person

[–] Bluefruit@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Lol i was thinking the same. Sounds like a light novel for sure.

"I became a vampire to enjoy my undead life in my library"

[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

She loved working in the stacks; picking books at random for the sheer joy of reading. She had read most of them but knew she’d never be tired of each and every page.

[–] I2jgwh0hYtxrCZQ@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 10 months ago

Ascendance of a Bookworrm - Part 6: The Vampire Progenitor

[–] Shanedino@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Season 1 is all about having to spend time away from reading trying to convince a vampire to turn her. Season 2 is figuring out that there are a lot of time that she has to spend to sustain herself as a vampire that takes away from time spent reading. Season 3 is figuring out that she doesn't actually like reading any more.

[–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago

Whoa that's actually a big cliffhanger here - What will her new hobby be? MMA?

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

This is just how my sims playthroughs work when I forgot to make them vampires in CAS.

[–] eightpix@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Prolly should read The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue.

Not the same, but, some similar elements.

[–] lizzyism@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Came here to say this!!