[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 136 points 5 months ago

Little Fortran walks into the living room.

"Mom, dad. I have something important I need to tell you, but I'm scared you'll be mad at me"

"We'll still love you no matter what honey."

"OK, I've been thinking about this for a while and I need to come out and say it. Mom and dad, I'm a frontend developer"

"WHAT we will not tolerate that sort of degeneracy in this house young man! Go to your room and don't come out until you've written a linked list implementation in your namesake! And no more talk of this front end stuff"

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 120 points 6 months ago

Like I can see what's supposed to be the old woman but its never been much of a trick unless you think old people look like Yubaba from spirited away.

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 119 points 6 months ago

"Hacked by AI" fucking lol

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 167 points 6 months ago

Even if this image were real, and it was provable that it was the biblical Goliath, how in the fuck does that have anything to do with disproving evolution lol

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 108 points 6 months ago

Owning a dog bred for its lack of remorse when fighting and huge muscles is a winning combo for a Darwin award.

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 109 points 7 months ago

Now this is lunarpunk

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 100 points 8 months ago

The word you're looking for is squint

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[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 157 points 8 months ago

Oh sorry we're going to have to triple your rates. What? No not for anyone else just you. Nothing to do with your feedback though, we value that!

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 111 points 9 months ago

All this does is infuriate actual users trying to use your site. Content thieves will just download it via a script or curl and you won't be able to do anything about it.

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 98 points 10 months ago

She also wasn't on her deathbed lol she was just old

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 168 points 11 months ago

I've reported Nazis, violent threats, and literal child pornography on Instagram that then told me it didn't go against their guidelines.

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 152 points 11 months ago

Who starts with the center of a puzzle, that's just psycho

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