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[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 87 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You forgot the "I need to sleep and the post nut nap is a good way to get sleep started option.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And maybe also, wierdly, the possibility "I need to get up and having a wank seems like a good way to get the systems starting up."

Either way, they all fall in the category of, what I've come to call, the Keine Lust Fap, named so after the Rammstein song. You're fapping, not because you're horny, but because of other reasons.

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[–] Huschke@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

TIL that other people enjoy a good post nut sleep too.

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[–] colourlesspony@pawb.social 65 points 2 years ago
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 57 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How did you know I was masturbating?

You totally killed the mood.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This meme killed it for me as well, so I had to share.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thank you, that helps bring the mood back.

[–] mihnt@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So OP should DM you each time something turns them off?

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[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

While reading Lemmy comments?

[–] squid_slime@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can you say it again but whisper it please

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[–] Blizzard6340@feddit.ch 10 points 2 years ago
[–] Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Jokes aside there's really some truth in this. I'm not sure if it's the dopamine or that I just need to disctract my mind away from the things that makes me anxious but I sure as hell don't do it because I'm horny. I don't even remember what being horny feels like.

And no, I'm not one of those nofap/pornfree fanatics. For most people there probably is not an issue there. It's only when you spend 6 hours several times a week doing something like this that you might start to consider this may not be good for you.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 years ago (7 children)

i mean i think the problem is less whacking one out and more the fact that it's what you have to resort to to bring some joy into your life

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[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Actually, I do believe it's true, because I went through a phase like this where I wanted nothing else but sex and I masturbated a lot. Nothing else interesred me, everything else was stupid and boring. Turns out I was depressed, got medication for that, still take it and things just got back to normal.

But, I never understood why a depressed person would want to have sex so much and masturbate a lot... until I saw this, and then it clicked. I probably just needed the dopamine fix because that was the only thing that made me feel good.

[–] Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Depression and anxiety definitely has something to do with it in my case but what's weird is that I don't have any desire for sex whatsoever. It's 100% just a habit/addiction/distraction. I hardly even get any pleasure from it and without an exception feel absolutely shit afterwards. Then I hit rock bottom and stop doing it for few weeks but as the first signs of healing start appearing meaning I can feel the tiniest amount of horniness again I then relapse and the loop starts all over again.

Been without about a week now, again, and I'm about at the point where it starts getting hard again. By it I don't mean IT.

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

ha joke's on you, my anti depressants don't let me masturbate at all

[–] colourlesspony@pawb.social 29 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Deflating at least

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I need a wank.

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[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What if I just have ADHD and it's the only way to generate dopamine anymore

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[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

I was scratching my balls and one thing led to another…

[–] squid_slime@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

This just makes me sad and need a wank :(

[–] MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 16 points 2 years ago

Why not both?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How else am I supposed to sleep?

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago
[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

My man out here with the real questions.

[–] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 12 points 2 years ago

It can be both, I can multitask.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

They used to tell kids they would go blind if they do this. :)

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That was so wrong on so many levels if you ask me.

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[–] Globeparasite@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

reported for targeted harassment againt me

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago

Maybe being depressed is my kink, so both.

[–] ChocoboRocket@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] abstractastronaut@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

"Beax ya mea+ ya SocI DePle+c" -- A Modern Day Poet

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[–] yamanii@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago
[–] hark@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Mostly because I'm horny but sometimes because I want an easier time going to sleep.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

You ain't gotta call me out like that

[–] praxis_jack@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I feel like there are more choices like

Angry and need the distraction

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 2 years ago

I can be two things.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I'm horny because I'm depressed and need the dopamine

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] zaphod@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Cuz I have restless leg syndrome and when it's bad it won't let me sleep otherwise (RLS is sometimes treated with a dopamine agonist).

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

It's just something to do, you know?

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm masturbating as of reading this.

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