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The part where you misspelled it as Canuk.
Not melt like ice?
Also, from a purely pedantic perspective, private ownership of tanks and (afaik) jet fighters is perfectly legal if you have the insane amount of money you’d need to buy one. The same is true of automatic weapons if you go to the trouble and expense to get an FFL.
Yes, technically legal but fraught with regulation, which is what people are asking for with gun control.
Canadians were ready to vote in the conservatives until trump pissed them off. Instead Canadians voted in a party headed by a banker who'll also financially raid the country but with decorum.
Homicides were trending up leading into it, perhaps there were other factors involved as well.
Military quality weapons? Then where are the civilian tanks and fighter jets? Hell, even just automatic weapons are out of our hands.
but then you could invest it and it'll become a gift that keeps on giving.
That's what a paper bag is for.
Historically humans lived in more connected communities instead of this highly individualized society.

I would not describe the state of the UK as a "soft landing".