this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2026
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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago

This captures the zeitgeist of New Wave 80s perfectly. It was just like this.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 days ago

New Star Wars trailer looking lit.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You zoomers are too young to know this but this was basically a national past time for millennials, we were to bored because they hadn't invited radio or Tv yet so we had to entertain ourselves while waiting for the milk man to fuck our wives.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Oh Milkman... First my mother, now my wife... At least I look like my father, who also looks like the milkman.

[–] UnimportantHuman@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is what my jiu jitsu class looks like

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 3 days ago

Fly me to the moon,

Let me kick it's fucking ass,

Let me show you what I learned

in my Moon Jiu Jitsu class.

Is the class full?

[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I could put my feet behind my head growing up, but not behind my shoulders.

Then I got old and now my joints don't wanna.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I once got my own dick in my mouth, now if I sit in a chair without lumbar support I can't walk for 3 days.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] hark@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

lumbar support? more like gaybar support, right?!

[–] ProdigiousInsanity@lemmus.org 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is it though? Masterbation is masterbation. Plus humanity would go extinct if this was easy to do...

[–] Linearity@piefed.zip 1 points 3 days ago

Idk man I’ve seen people on the internet say it feels more like blowing than being blowed

WIZARD FIGHT!

[–] VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

Fuck, I didn’t know I needed this but I’m ready to sign up!

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Upvotes are at 69. I can't upvote.

Edit: Sigh, now at 80 I guess I can upvote but what a waste of perfect number for this post.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

To 420 we go!

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

There are better things to do with your time.

But, not much better.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 4 points 4 days ago

How do u get this job my guidance councelor failed to mention this

[–] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

New Mortal Kombat looks awesome

[–] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

Uhhh...hmm what a feast for the eyes

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] phar@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

What aren't you seeing here?

[–] MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 2 points 4 days ago

New Star Wars trailer.

[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Is this interpretive dance?

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Anyone have the gif? Webp is stupid

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I downloaded it in Voyager and got a gif...

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Yea I just tried it and got the gif but I tried downloading it twice and I got a webp that was stuck in the first frame twice 🤷

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Which part?